Someone Tell Me The Difference Between Snow and Sleet

No, don't actually tell me. I took science class, I know the differences between the two. Yes, they're different, yet they are EXACTLY the same!

Do you know how?

They both cause trouble. Dear lord do I hate the both of them.

I hate, and when I say hate, I mean HATE the cold. North Carolina. Yes, we have the word 'North' in our name. Please don't take it seriously. We're the south.

I am not built for the cold what so ever. Don't get me wrong, you may think with me being a big girl I would be able to have insulation and be all warm. Hell nah son. It's C O L D. It needs to not be winter anymore. I wish for the days of late summer, early fall; When temperatures have past their peak for summer, but haven't fallen for the winter cold yet.

Plus snow. Yes, magical, wonderful. It gets me out of school, turn up that's fantastic. But do you know the feeling of snow getting shoved down your ? It's not a good feeling. It turns your s into a rock hard being that is able to cut a diamond. 

Then you have SLEET. Ah yes, the forbidden sleet that causes power outages and car accidents. I can't have my power go out due to the icy part of the sleet hitting power lines. My house is drafty. I don't like the cold. I will die.

"But winter is so fun!" You may say.

it. It's fun for you but terrible for me.

Good looking southern boys don't walk out of their house during the winter. Rednecks are only hot during the summer, and that's with the right lighting and filter. You don't have any other boys in North Carolina really. No pretty Asian boys that dance around and sing HajiHajima to you. You have country-bunkins that know how to hunt and skin a pig in thirty minutes.

If it snowed and there were hot boys to play with in it, then by on means I'd pray it snow everyday. But there isn't.

So, the difference between snow and sleet is that there is none.

Both are terrible and destroy my chances at finding a hot boy.