12 already! Woot! Enjoy.

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- I understand those who don't speak English as their first or main language but if you have lived all your life in an English speaking country, get your past tense right.

The past tense of 'buy' isn't 'brought' or 'buyed'. The past tense of 'teach' isn't 'teached'. etc etc

- '"Don't you dare touch her! She's mine and  she belongs to me."'

Possessive much? 

#noty

- People who would love for their daughters to get pregnant at 14, put your hands up. *glances around* *no hands are shown*.

- So everyone gets when people ice cream or on a lollipop.

Apparently the entire universe has turned lic because the majority of people who do that are 5 year old kids.

- 'We were walking hand in hand while singing nursery rhymes and eating cotton candy. Before I knew it, we were both on the floor of his secret basement and I was blindfolded while he travelled down my body, exploring every inch of me.'

At least give us a heads up...

- Why is being a slave and sleeping with the entire SM Town a good plot? Please, tell me because it's been keeping me awake at night.

- Low self-esteem is a huge turn on.

- Everybody walks in on a couple doing intimate stuff a million times and they never consider getting a lock for their door.

- Knocking is too mainstream.

- Everybody gets pregnant.

'Angel turned to TOP and whispered, "Oppa, I think I'm pregnant." But she said it too loudly so Cassie turned around and blushed.

"I'm pregnant too." The two girls began jumping up and down. Sammie who had just heard them lifted her shirt to show her baby bump. The only unhappy person was TOP. Angel lifted one eyebrow in question.

"Jiyong... he is also pregnant. With my baby."'

Well I bet you didn't see that coming.

- They have for ten minutes and do everything during that time.

- Kris's PoV, Tao's PoV, Taemin's PoV, Jimin's PoV, Lee Soman's PoV, Cleaner's PoV.

No hablo 'PoV'. 

- She forgets that she's applied to a university and gets reminded when an acceptance letter comes from Harvard.

If I ever apply to Harvard, I'd be stressing and suffering from anxiety everyday.

- 'Finally, I was on Korea.'

Stop! You can't be 'on' a country. It's grammatically impossible.

- Why does everyone have 300 bottles of whipped cream lying around their bedroom?

- '"We only have two minutes to get ready." She told him but he tugged at her.

"I need you right now to 'do' me." He whispered seductively. She turned to him and started eating his face. This went on for hours and they forgot their important lunch meeting with a couple of international business men.'

- He claims to be with her forever but then cheats on her 2 seconds later.

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Okay... Done with this post. Now I can finally focus on my fanfics.