strange draft

This is KaiLu Farm AU, enjoy reading kekeke

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Once upon a time, there's a lone wolf which was banished from his pack after losing a duel with the Alpha. After a day, he's still persistently leaving the nest, the only safe place for the young wolf like him, however, after a month passed and numerous failures catching the 'real' prey, the wolf began losing his pride and ego, defeated by unbeatable hunger and loneliness. 

One day, this hungry wolf stumbled upon a fence of a human farm. His head immediately perked and his eyes widened at seeing hundreds, no, thousands hens spread around, chit-chatting and feasting upon the small bugs or worms they'd find between the grass. The wolf straigtened his feets, body alarmed in excitement, salivating with the view of chubby hens and imagined if he could plant his teeth and rip away the juicy flesh from the hens' body. His mind recklessly told him to jump above the fence and attack them immediately, but, learning for his mistakes, he braced himself to hide and wait, while observing the surrounding.

'Come on guys.' He watched the biggest hen, also the bulkiest, commanded others when they saw the farmer approached them, 'it's almost nighit, time to sleep.' And just like that, hens rushed from every directions to enter the barn while still chit-chatting to one another. After the barn door closed and the farmer left, the wolf carefully slipped into the farm and studied the wooden wall of the barn. Luckily he could sneak his head in after pushing a rotten side of plank. Unfortunately, his face was buried right into a hen's .

'What the...' The hen yelped and immediately turned to his direction, 'a head?' When the hen asked it confusedly, kai pretended to be dead and let them surrounded his head while talking to each other.

'Is that rooster?'

'I don't know, I've never seen rooster before....'

'But he looked more like dog...'

'is he dead?'

Someone touched his nose and his eyes startled open, making the hens gasped in chorus, before the owner of the booty, who happened to be the bulkiest one too, now asked him judgingly, 'who are you, head? What business you had with us?'

The wolf stared at the curious hens and smiled, tried to be as charming as he could, greetings ladies. I don't want to be rude, but could u give me some food? Eggs, perhaps?'

The bulky hens stared at him curiously, 'you're not human. Only human ate us and our eggs and you don't look alike human at all.'

'I told you Luhan, he's a rooster. He's here to seek wife.' 

'Shut up baekki. look at his ugly face. There's no way a handsome rooster will look like that,' luhan argued back.

'Hey.' The wolf grumbled lowly at Luhan, 'I'm sorry I'm not rooster but I'm not ugly okay. This face...' He pointed at his own face, 'belong to the coolest wolf in my old pack, so be careful with your word, Missy.'

'You're a wolf?' Luhan asked, now in worry, as other hens began whispering to each other. Some asked what is wolf, and the sisters who knew the meaning began spreading words about a dangerous kind of predator which living in the forest and loved to kidnap hens. No one ever come back ever since.

'What are they doing with us? Forced us to have baby with them?'

'Ewww! That was gross!'

 

The hungry wolf sighed at seeing the dramatic scene in between these ladies. He wanted to explain for the sake of his kinds honor, that there's no way wolves will do something disgracing like chicken. They're carnivores, not erts. However then, luhan walked at his direction and titled her head, 'Mr.Wolf?' Asked the hen, 'I'm Luhan. What's your name?'

 

he stared at Luhan, for a moment, he tried to find it why this hen looked so different, standing out rather than others. Probably because Luhan was tall and built, bulky not plumpy. It's weird but it also fascinating to see, that he smirked a bit and answered with, 'My name is Kai. I'm sorry for kissing your before, Luhan...'

 

He swore, he could see the hen's face reddened slightly and the round eyes widened comically. It looked strangely cute, that Kai let out a small laugh and even though a chicken can't smile, kai knew luhan felt the crazy stir of happiness connected them from the name exchange, in between an ugly head and a kissed .

 

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This is a truly weird love story, should I continue? Wkkk

 

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kaisgf
#1
serigala sama ayam wah
Kailu-Yunjae
#2
lmao They're so dumb and funny, especially Jongin!

Still can't believe Luhan dared to call Jongin ugly.... That was so weird.... lol

I've found the jackpot with this blog of yours I didn't know about a couple minutes ago! <3
clang2
#3
Oh my this is so cute! I love it! Your plots always amazed me chingu =) pls continue this =") I would love to know what happened to the sneaky wolf Kai and the cute oblivious hen luhan ~
lilacsky #4
Yes continue...why not. And then some magic turns them into humans. That would be funny :)
ayojoshong #5
Stupit luhan, that's why i love to bullied him. How could he introduce himself to predator. S t u p i d
exo_luv #6
It kinda weird but funny in a good way!!!