Infinite is poor. 

Woolim is poor.

CEO decided they shouldn't waste money on getting a dorm for the band.

But the guys are very picky when it comes to roommates. No one (coughs, Woohyun, coughs) wants to share the room with the maknae. 

So this is how it ended up being: 

Room 1:

Papa CEO: Don't worry, Jongie-Yah~  They are just being jerks. They don't really hate you

Sungjong: *crying really hard* They hate me because I am more fabulous than them!!

Papa CEO: *holds him close* Don't worry, my little baby. One day they'll love you and accept you as the flower you are~  

[That night Jongie decided it was better to pretend to be asleep than to actually SLEEP. You can never be too cautious]

Room 2:

Woohyun: JESUS ING CHRIST, WHY CANT HE BE NORMAL???? He'll try to our asses!!! He's so gay, ew!

Sunggyu: *side eyeing* You're friends with Key...

Woohyun: So? What does it have to do with this?

Sunggyu: *sighs* Suit yourself *goes to sleep*

[Woohyun kept on ranting and eventually Gyu had to hit him hard with a shoe on his mouth so he would pass out]

Room 3:

Dongwoo: .... so he's gay?