Hey guys,

 

So a few days ago, my friends and I were hanging out outside school (They were sitting down while I was standing up. Rude) when I spoted a girl wearing a 'WOLF 88' shirt. I don't know what was wrong with me but I yelled at my friends, "Exo-L alert! K-popper alert!"

 

Most of my friends aren't k-poppers so they didn't give two poops about k-pop. But I have two k-popper best friends, so when I said that, they looked at the girl. Chloe- one of my kpopper best friends- shrugged and said, "No big deal. I know her already."

 

When the girl wearing the shirt stopped by a small stand beside where we're sitting, I yelled, "Hi! I'M A K-POPPER TOO! NICE TO MEET YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW ME BUT I SURE KNOW YOU!" 

 

No. I didn't say that but I did call out to her and waved and guess what?

 

She waved back.

 

And a bonus!

 

She smiled at me!

 

So after that, one of us left so I was about to sit at her place, Chloe kicked the leg of the chair so when I sat on it, I fell on my .

 

It hurts.

 

I was publicly humiliated.

 

One passerby even said, "Wow. The chair is really stupid."

 

And my hurts.

 

After a while a guard- yes, our school has a guard- sneezed really loud.

 

His sneeze sounded like he was saying, "WASH-ING-TON!"

 

I can't stop laughing!

 

I mean, his sneezewas loud. Really loud!

 

So after a while, we sat on the wooden bench there. There were a lot of us sitting so guess what?

 

The chair collapsed.

 

It freaking collapsed.

 

So there I am, publicly humiliated.

 

Again.

 

But at least I'm not the only one humiliated.

 

So all week, I couldn't stop laughing and my was sore.

 

Thanks, Chloe -_____-"

 

And guys, Chloe's AFF account is BabyMelody28.

 

Bash her for me, please?

 

Thanks.

 

That's all for this week!

 

P.S. My other bestfriend who isn't a k-popper has a pet rock named Richard. The rock has eyes and everything! I want a Richard too! 

 

P.P.S. If you don't get it, Richard in the google dictionary means guys' privates.

 

Bye-bye!

Jordannine~! <3

 

Warning: Some of the information here might be unaccurate.

 

Note: Here's a picture of us. Oh and BabyMelody is the one wearing a purple jacket and I'm the one wearing the pink jacket! My friend who has a pet rock is the fat girl wearing the yellow jacket! Yay!