What If My Ex says this to Me...?

Message:


1.Hi! How are you? We havent talked for a while.
- Who are you?


2. You wana hangout with my peeps and I?
- I'm sorry, but my mom said don't talk with stranger.


3.I LOVE U..
- I don't even know your name!


4.DO u want some cookie?
- Please, I don't know you and I have my own money.


5. Let's take a photo together?
- No, no. I can't. I don't know you.

6.Help me with my homework?
- I'm not a teacher, stranger.

7.Here's my gift for you...
- What the hell?! WHo are you?!!!

8. Let's just text, arasso?

- I can't! Don't you heard me? I don't know you!

9. Want me to buy you an iPod?
- Damn! Stay away from me! I'm calling the cops!

10.Let's sit together in the bus later?
- What are you going to do with me? You are weird!

11.Hi baby!
- OH FOR GOD SAKE! *calling the cops* Someone! Help!

P/S: Son of b****, I heard she dumped you. Congratulation!

 

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minmin18
#1
@aliceeychan:yeah, nice job. i was once punched a boy when he s his hands around me. i thought he was a ert but then i remember he was my ex...
Buahaha!!!!!!!
STupid arsehole.
I should have kick him on he #$%^&*!
nar12345 #2
nice job aliceeyychan..haha
aliceeyychan #3
HAHAHAHA! when my ex called me...I actually didn't know who he was...it took me a while...
i had forgotten everything about him...and i had deleted his number, so i didn't remember his name either.... hehe. And i wasn't even pretending. ><
minmin18
#4
Actually, i have done it. haha!
ChaoticDarkAngel
#5
XD Nice! Pretending you don't know him.