What If My Ex says this to Me...?
Message:
1.Hi! How are you? We havent talked for a while.
- Who are you?
2. You wana hangout with my peeps and I?
- I'm sorry, but my mom said don't talk with stranger.
3.I LOVE U..
- I don't even know your name!
4.DO u want some cookie?
- Please, I don't know you and I have my own money.
5. Let's take a photo together?
- No, no. I can't. I don't know you.
6.Help me with my homework?
- I'm not a teacher, stranger.
7.Here's my gift for you...
- What the hell?! WHo are you?!!!
8. Let's just text, arasso?
- I can't! Don't you heard me? I don't know you!
9. Want me to buy you an iPod?
- Damn! Stay away from me! I'm calling the cops!
10.Let's sit together in the bus later?
- What are you going to do with me? You are weird!
11.Hi baby!
- OH FOR GOD SAKE! *calling the cops* Someone! Help!
P/S: Son of b****, I heard she dumped you. Congratulation!
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