1.Hi! How are you? We havent talked for a while.
- Yeah, that's cause you are ing crazy.

2. You wana hangout with my peeps and I?
-Ryan is hawt, so sure.

3.I LOVE U..
-Umm, well, that's cause you're a ing idiot. I have a new boyfriend and I've moved on. Douche.

4.DO u want some cookie?
-I ing hate cookies. *Slaps cookies out of hand*

5. Let's take a photo together?
-Hahaha, DROP. DEAD.

6.Help me with my homework?
-Hey, figure it out, or drop out.

7.Here's my gift for you...
-Here's my gift for you. *Blows on thumb* *Slowly puts up middle finger*

8. Let's just text, arasso?

- Hell  To The No.

 9. Want me to buy you an iPod?
-There is nothing wrong with my ipod, ing idiot.

10.Let's sit together in the bus later?
-I'll be busy making out, your just not that fun.

11.Hi baby!
-I'm calling the police.

 Absolutely hate my ex. Just saying, so if it sounds mean, there is a lot of reasons why.