THE EXO MEMBER/S WHO ...         

 
Is my ultimate bias:

My Angel Kim Joonmyeon...that I once replaced with Kim Jongin because of a major heartbreak

/bitter, I know../

BUT I AM LOYAL NOW.

/the dark kid is still in my number two though...kekeke/
 

Is wreckingmy bias list:

That y little maknae...and that eyelinber diva, Byun Baek!!!

/ugh I am SO jealous of his fricking fingers!!/

/and Sehun's effin waist...I'm starting to drool.../

 
Is my bias in EXO-K:

Obviously, the two Kims...or in my case, my White and Dark Chocolates~

 
Is my bias in EXO-M:

Minnie Minnie Baozi Kim Minseok!!! && Baby Panda Zi Tao!!!

/my top 3 bias are all KIMs.../

 
Makes my heart flutter even if he's not my bias:

LU HAN. BECAUSE OF HIS FCKING ABS. AND THAT EFFIN CHANYEOL WHO IS SO EFFORTLESSLY CUTE AND ADORABLE AND UGH.

 
Was once my bias but still owns my heart:

Do Kyungsoo.

/my bestfriend will MASSACRE me if she would know about this.../

Is my secret bias:

Again, another Kim. That's KIM JONGDAE people. That effin camel-looking dinosaur...

 
Compose my favourite ship, OTPs:

KAISOO

BAEKYEOL

HUNHAN

TAORIS

SULAY

XIUCHEN

BAEKRIS

CHANTAO

BAEKTAO

SUDO

XIUHAN

SUCHEN

SEHUN X EXO

D.O X EXO

CHEN X EXO

BAEK X EXO

/kyahahahahahaha!!!/

Should do more skinship:

XIUCHEN. srsly, just ALL OF THEM.

/SuLay is just secretive of their relationship guys...hoho~/
 

Should screw the existence of girls and just end up together:

KAISOO

BAEKYEOL

HUNHAN

TAORIS

SULAY

XIUCHEN

 
I'd love to marry:

IF they're straight, /though I srsly doubt that../ then I'd so obviously want JUNMA.

/because of his precious black card...lul/

BUT IF they're GAY, fck the world just marry your OTP PLEASE.

 
Is my ideal guy:

KIM JONGDAE.

He's a complete package. CARING, HANDSOME, FUNNY, KIND, AND HAS A FREAKING VOICE OF A ROCKER-VERSION OF AN ANGEL.

 
I think I'll pass as his ideal type:

Srsly though...it's SQUISHYSOO. /I love to eat okay?!/

 
I'd love to be my boyfriend:

Sehun.

SO THAT LU HAN WOULD STOP FLIRTING WITH EVERY LIVING BEING HE SEES AND REALIZE THAT SEHUN IS THE ONE HE REALLY LOVES.

 
I'd be most awkward with:

.....ugh...with Joonmyeon...

 
I'd love to have as my brother:

All of them. But I'd stick more on Yifan and Yixing~

 
I'd love to be my bestfriend:

Yifan. Yixing. Jongin. Chanyeol.

/if someone can see my pattern, don't tell~/

 
I'd love to go out on dates:

KIM JOONMYEON.

/I'd love to spend A LOT from his black card please/

Makes my hormones explode:

CHANYEOL. /when he's sizzling serious/

SEHUN. /when he fcking dances/

YIFAN. /when he speaks english like oh hell no./

I'd kiss:

I'd like them to kiss me instead... AS THEIR SPOILED LITTLE SISTER!!! YEHET~