[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (The number of times this happened.)

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 4

 

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[x] You just tried to your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5+4 = 9

 

[ ] You have seen the matrix.h

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 9+3 = 12

 

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 12+5 = 17

 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Can ants be considered in this? If yes, then yes an ant fell from the ceiling and landed in my mouth.)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (From undergarments to shirts and boleros.)

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL: 5= 22

 

[x] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (All because I wanted to see my crush. T.T)

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.

[x] You don't know what "um" means. 

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.   

TOTAL: 22 +8 = 30

 

 

Take your total, Multiply by 4

Put the title as : I'm ___% mentally unstable.

 

That's it. Since Heechul and I are both mentall unstable. I am so gonna fly to Korea to make our marriage contract legit.