no this is not a post about bigbang

no

because

oh my god

oh my god

you guise

OH MY ING GOD

my overdose albums finally arrived today

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OH MY ING GOD

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i had a ty day, okay? Full of asses and marked down projects blah blah stress, right? But after i arrived home from my courses i saw this beautifully wrapped package sitting on the table

(except the packages are never wrapped beautifully-they're wrapped so that you have to use a bomb to open them-but that's beside the point)

my dad was all like, "hey jo, have a chicken tortilla," (that's what he makes for me--delicious) "they're on the table."

and i ing turn around.

AND THERE IT IS.

i glare at him because duh he's a troll of course he would trick me (trolling runs in the family apparently. aren't chen and i perfect together then?)

he laughs at me and makes kissy noises, but that's also beside the point. (i suppose i should be shocked that he knew the name of the band i liked, considering he has a hard time remembering the English artists i blabber about).

so, i start talking to myself.

my dad looks at me and shakes his head, but pulls open the drawer and hands me the scissors so i can hack this puppy open. it's like im at an operating table and he's my aid.

"hand me the bubble wrap," i say, placing the rest of the package on it (cuz mom's all like "don't scuff my counter tops!")

"have you washed your hands doc?" he says.

"give me the damn scissors," i reply.

"wooo, someone's got their in a twist." he snorts.

i proceed to cut the first line of packaging (there's like, a million layers)

"don't worry babies," i say, "soon you will be free!"

"don't make the incision too deep, eh, you're supposed to be careful with your patient," he interjects.

"clamp, CLAMP!" i shout, and he reaches over to hold down one of the flaps that springs up.

"swelling on the right side," he points out, so i decide to snip there next.

we discover more bubble wrap

"emergency colonoscopy!" dad shouts and i'm like D_O

three minutes later, the bubble wrap gives birth to two beautiful boxes. their skin smells like plastic and shines like the moon.

"they're gorgeous," i cry.

by this time my dad has left me to my feels.

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BUT WHAT IS INSIDE IS WHAT MATTERS.

i look.

i look.

Sehun pops out of EXO K's version. I scream because yes.

Can you guess who made an appearance in M's?

Chen you guise. Chen.

AND I START CRYING BECAUSE KOREA HAS GIVEN ME MY OTP.

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LOOK AT THEM: (and please excuse ty ipod camera, hate the grainy-ness but I HAVE NO PROFESSIONAL SNAPPER)

Can we take a moment to appreciate Chen hugging Sehun?:

Yes yes

OTP goooooo!