Luhan: Babe, the faucet's leaking again. Could you fix it please?

Sehun: What am I, a plumber?

Luhan: Well how about the fence? It got ran over by some kids who cycled yesterday.

Sehun: I am not a carpenter for God's sake!

Sehun walked out of the house leaving Luhan with his mouth hanging open. He went to buy himself a bubbletea, annoyed at all the things Luhan kept asking him to do. What is he, his homebody? When he finished his drink, he went back home to finally make appease with Luhan. He was surprised to find the house cleaner than when he left. He also saw on his way in that the fence was fixed and the faucet leaked no more.

Luhan: Oh, you're back.

Sehun: Did you do this all by yourself?

Luhan: Oh no. Xiumin came by and found me doing these things. He offered to help.

It sounded fishy to Sehun's ears.

Sehun: What did he ask for in return?

Luhan: It's either I bake him cookies or we have s*x

Sehun: You baked him cookies, right?

Luhan: Of course not! What am I, a baker?

It's not funny, I know. -.-

I got this from a friend...?
I don't clearly recall.