Does someone have a joke for me? please

I don't know where I'm supposed to go when I feel this... down. Not enough to be called depression, but I'm feeling 'depressive'.

I always feel like I can't tell my friends how I really feel, nor on tumblr, facebook or whatnot... 

AFF always seems like the best solution to me. So here I am, asking you guys if you have funny jokes because I really want to just give up on my college finals and just- everything. 

 

It can be anything ;-; I just need to take my mind off things right now...

 

 

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shycloud #1
ONE FINE DAY, Godzilla ate chanyeol's head. Bacon used a pan and killed Godzilla.
and then yesung's turtle farted.
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this is senseless..
chibi_san #2
When my friends are upset, I spam them with memes hehe
GRANDJIMIN
#7
I don't have a lot, but here's some lol. What does a panda use for cooking? A PAN, DUUUUH. Lol or what did one sushi say to the other sushi? LET'S ROLL! Lmao omg. Oh I know some good pick up lines that are hilarious. Are you a Sharpie? Cuz you're ultra fine! Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise a ! Lmfao are you lost? Heaven is a long journey from here, angel. Or can I have directions? To your heart? If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have the whole galaxy in my hand. Lol idk that's all I could think of atm. But anyway, I really hope that you feel better. Just think, the more you keep moving forward, the faster things will be over with. I'm still in high school so I'm sure I have no idea what you're going through. But I have no doubt that you'll do great on your finals. I wish you luck! And I hope to read a more positive update blog post from you in the future! Best of wishes!
BAABYVIP
#8
Why did the eel die?

Because he was eel.

Why do girls don't want to have a Japanese uncle?

Because Japanese uncles always JAB A NESE.

Gus hated fights. The only thing he hated more were vegetables. Why?

Because, A SPAR A GUS.

Heheheheheheh
sunshineexo
#9
Well... I'll give this a shot.
What does one egg say to the other?
...Let's get crackin'!!! HAHAHA..........nope.
I know how you feel. I guess depression, temporary or not, is always inevitable. You feel like crawling into a hole and dying, heh. A cruel joke of fate.
on the other hand... joke , sorry. Hope you feel better though.
ohmygoshwhy
#10
What does a nosy pepper do?

























Gets jalapeño business. XD
hunhanoppa
#11
what does an angry sheep say to a cow?











what's you'r beef