Jungkook is trying to seduce me

being a long-timer and a 97' liner, i would find it weird to actually see an idol that is on the same line as i am because i was so used to calling an idol oppa/unnie (or not). when i discovered bambam of got7 was a same line, i was like 'wow so now i'm growing old and this came and i need to set my priorities (earn money for potato's sake)' so yeah, i tried to actually 'like' bambam but i got to immersed in kyungsoo that i was off-track in pursuing a 97' liner bias. then i recently discovered bts (although i've seen them on tumblr like a hundred times) i was like 'nah, no time for more bias wreckers and such'. my biological yeoja dongsaeng then was in deep trance with taehyung and i decided to look what was so special with bts. at first, i noticed taehyung because he was the alleged 'son' of 'umma' baekhyun and 'appa' daehyun. he was a fine young man and i seriously like weird guys but then a close dongsaeng of mine from my high school suddenly claimed taehyung (because we be like yolo bij i own this mothafoe) so i had to let go of taehyung and since i scanned all of the members first when i wanted to know them, i then settled for jungkook and guess what, he's a 97' liner o/ yey! 

so i studied jungkook. i looked at his nose. his nose and his nose because i could munch on his nose. and one thing i look for a bias-worthy idol is the eyes and POTATO YOU BECAUSE JUNGKOOK'S EYES OPEN THE GATES OF HEAVEN. he seems dorky in all the videos that i saw of him and he's ultra cute and ultra nomnomnom-worthy. Plus, he also raps, he dances well and he is a 97' liner boo yeah! he's so talented i want to see him in person. but i think kyungsoo and myungsoo would be jealous. OTL (delulu)

myung oppa, kyung oppa, nomu mianhaeyo~ but kook is just too good to be true can't take my eyes of you. i love you all though. 

that would be all. 

 should've updated my story but overdosed got me and i'm halfway through learning the half part. kyaahaaii...

 

with lots and lots of potatoes to love,

-jajampong_do

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