How do you get this job?

Do you see this?

Do you see that lipstick? Yeah, I need to know how to get that job. Is there an application process? Is there an interview with a kissing committee? Are there auditions and will there be a Jonghyun stand-in? Would I only be working for Mr. Kim or will I be the staff body kisser? Should Shinee decide to turn into a gay troupe, will I get preference for the position of team fluffer (and if you don't know what a fluffer is, I can't show you without scarring you for life)? Will I be needed for all dress rehearsals and late night practice times? Will I be required to remove the lipstick marks with my tongue? Am I eligible for overtime?

Random Question: What is your Dream K-pop job (imaginary or real)? Leave your comments below. I personally choose to be K-pop bulge inspector.

 

Me: Oh, Rain. I need to take a peek and make sure you are ready for the stage.

Rain: Crawl under the table and take a peek.

Me: I really should be doing this in the light, but since you're in a hurry...

Me: Niiicccceeee!!!!

 

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Isadora_Quagmire #1
I want to be a backing dancer. Because I will get the best seat in the stadium: the one with the view of all their butts.

But unfortunately my training in classical dance has made my movements too effeminate and unnecessarily powerful at the same time. Damn.
rusticaura #2
I've always had fantasies of such jobs; but then my friend envious of my thoughts breaks the reality to me; and says, "That is most probably a stamp."
Yeah, RIGHT DX
Wolfburglar #3
I'd want to held them shower :3
2PM2PM2PM #4
The person that wipes Chansung's sweat... That is someone I always watch with envy lol...

Though I would never be professional about it, but totally creepy and make him uncomfortable... which I really don't want to do.. So it's for the best that I'm not that person lol..

See, I've (maybe somewhat bitterly) accepted my fate to never have that job lol
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