OMG I AM GETTING OOLDER LIKE IM ACTUALLY GETTING OLDER 

BUT ITS MY BURTHDAY SO LIKE WHATEVER

IM SUPER EXCITEDDDDDDD (like I can't tell you how old I am cuz that would be scary like hello online predators not saying that any of you specifically are but you know when you're less than 20 you kinda gotta keep on the down low yeah?)

Everyone go out and eat cake and get fat cuz I can't cuz I can't have eggs poop I hate allergies 

yeah bye (birthday happyness kinda bye <3)