A short list
1. My cats are vicious parrot killers
2. I am 99.9% sure my dyslexia has gotten worse. Martha is not Martina
3. Despite my friend's pleas I am not a plant. I repeat, I am not a plant
4. Playing would you rather on the bus back home will lead to the bus driver thinking I'm a drug addict
5. The bus driver will run into parked cars and leave, suspecting nobody has seen LIES
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