The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door 

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 2

 

[] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 

[] You have tried to your elbow… a few

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 

[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 4

 

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 

[] You have choked on your own spit . 

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[] You type only with two fingers. 

So far: 5

 

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire 

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 6

 

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

So far: 8

 

[] You have eaten a bug

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 

[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it 

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand 

[] You have ran around in your house. 

So far: 9

 

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 

[] You break a lot of things. 

[]Your friends know not to use big words around you. 

[] You tilt your head when you’re confused 

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before 

So far: 10

 

[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.

[] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.  

TOTAL: 10

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