I need to ask for your help.

Seriously. I need the most cheesiest, god aweful pick up lines you will ever hear see or read. The kind that make you cringe so hard that they just might work.

And some good ones too. I don't want the generic googled ones because I already have those. If they actually embarrass you or are to naughty to put here, please drop them in my ask box on or off anon. Ill be the only one seeing them as I need them for fanfic. Don't ask. Hehe. My tumblr is still " lynndae ". Thanks in advanced!!

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StarMagician #1
here`s mine :D

1:Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

2:You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

3:How was heaven when you left it?

4:I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

5:Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

6:I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

7:You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Jpd0824 #2
lol here's some hehe

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town

F** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams

Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go.... Choo choo

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Nice legs....what time do they open.

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.



ahhaah hope this helps Lynn =]
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