SM ROOKIES (+ At World's End news. Kinda)
HORRORS GREAT AND SMALL
SM IS LAUNCHING A ROOKIE PAGE!!! I’M GETTING ATTACHED TO BABIES WHO WON’T DEBUT FOR YEARS!!!!
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I LITERALLY STARED AT THE PAGE WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN AND THEN I SHOUTED HORRORS GREAT AND SMALL AT THE SCREEN I FREAKED MY MOM OUT BUT GODDAMN THAT BOY TAEYONG LOOKS LIKE KRIS AND TAEMIN AND I CAN ALREADY TELL I’M GOING TO LOVE HIM
AND THEN THAT JENO KID, HE'S FREAKING THIRTEEN YEARS OLD
HE'S ACTUAL LITERAL
NOT THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM YET BUT HE'S SO DAMN CUTE I JUST WANT TO PINCH HIS CHEEKS
AND I'LL BE OLD AND MARRIED BY THE TIME HE DEBUTS
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SM SERIOUSLY JUST TAKE MY MONEY TAKE MY LIVER AND MY KIDNEY TAKE MY FIRST BORN IT’S THE ONLY WAY I’LL EVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO BUY ALL YOUR STUFF
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?!? I HAVE NEW CHARACTERS FOR MY SEQUEL TO AT WORLD'S END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD BLESS YOU SM ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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