i've gathered you all here

to make an important announcement

ONEW HAS A LOVELY SHADE OF PISS BLONDE HAIR AND I'M HERE TO PROVE MY POINT

love u jinki bby

(insert oo's and aah's here)

take a piss

look @ ur piss

now look at his hair

back to ur piss

too bad your piss ain't as fab as his hair

how lovely

ya feel

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

drum roll pls

how lovely <33333333333333333333333

note : this is meant to be a joke. i mean no offence to anyone.

you could say

this is a piss-take /snorts