(for a week.)

Okay, so those who are close to me may know that I am prone to mood swings, and very drastic ones at that. So at times I feel like rambling about something hopefully inspirational (like the post prior to this one), but at other times I feel like sitting down, leaning back, sipping some coffee and looking mature, before I remember that I don't really drink very much coffee.

I'm leaving for Taiwan on a school immersion trip and won't be around till next week, unless I access some wifi at the hotel, which I doubt the teachers will allow us to do. Nonetheless, I'll be back, and I'll leave you with some bad jokes in the meantime!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE NOODLE?
an impasta!

THE LIGHTS AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT WERE FAR TOO BRIGHT,
so the owner decided to dim sum.

A GIRL AT THE VEGETARIAN CLUB WAVED TO ME,
but I'd never seen herbivore.

A WINDOW THAT FALLS INTO AN INCINERATOR
would be a pane in the ash to retrieve.

WHAT DID THE GRAPE SAY WHEN IT WAS CRUSHED?
nothing much, it just gave a little wine.

WHAT IS RED AND SMELLS LIKE BLUE PAINT?
red paint.

WHAT DID THE LEFT EYE SAY TO THE RIGHT EYE?
between you and me, something smells.

WHAT DID THE SHOWER HEAD SAY WHEN ITS OWNER USED IT FOR INAPPROPRIATE PURPOSES?
"water you doing?!"

AND WHAT DID THE OWNER SAY?
"this is how I exsplash myself, oo yes baby -"

THESE PUNS ARE REALLY BAD,
but at least I won't receive a... punishment.