I feel so badass. I removed my microdermal myself. 

It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would nor was there as much blood as I imagined there would be. There was barely any. 

I did almost vomit towards the end of the removal, as the longer end was well anchored and took a bit to get out. 

All is well now. It's not even sore when I press on the area. 

I loved having the microdermal, but its time was up.