Completely unhinged author making crazy demands on readers

I was checking out the recently updated stories and came across this:

 

 

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Lidashen
#1
What is this cult that they're joining? OMFG. LOL
MidnightOnyx
#2
Whoa, that's extreme, I'll pass thanks. *smh*
exocat15
#3
this is such a brilliant and foolproof way of handling readers. of course, the only thing we need now is an acceptance percentage. is it going to be less than stanford's of 4.8%?
sama
#4
Holy shiet df she lost me at the font then she catapulted me out after reading the "I write good stories" part"
faeriemythc #5
Haha haha, someone thinks they're special.
glances
#6
@_@
Wow
Like a reading class OTL