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• trans:babododioh
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#1

• Fan:Oppa, can you not hear?
• Sehun:Huh? You see ghosts?
• (T/N:'Ear' in Korean is 'gwi'. Ghost in Korean is 'gwishin')
• Fan:Eh.. You bought new shoes?
• Sehun:Are you asking me when my birthday is?
• Fan:Eh?
• Sehun:?????
• Staff:Please move on.

#2

• (Apparently, this anecdote is a legend, it's very popular among Sehun fans)
• Fan:Sehun-ah ㅠㅠ You're so pretty today ㅠㅠ
• (T/N:Pretty = eebbuh. Sick = ahpuh)
• Sehun:I'm not sick...
• Fan:Huh? No, I said you're pretty... ㅠㅠ
• Sehun:Do I look sick?
• Fan:(dumbfounded) Yeah... your ears looks sick...
• Sehun:(innocently) Thank you~

#3

• Fan:Oppa, I'm a 'gosam' (3rd year of high schooler)
• Sehun:(stares at fan, not saying anything) .......
• Fan:(???) Oppa, I said I'm a 'gosam'!
• Sehun:(flustered) I-I'm... n-not a 'goja'...
• (T/N:'Goja' means eunuch)

#4

• Fan:Oppa, I got four photocards of you!
• Sehun:Sailor Moon?
• Fan:... No, it's not that... (Geu "gae" ah ni go yo...)
• Sehun:That dog is not it? What dog?
• (T/N:'Gae' = Dog. The fan said 'geu gae ah ni go yo' which also could mean that dog is not it. Get it? LOL)

#5

• Fan:Sehun-ah, I live over there.
• Sehun:(???) The beach?
• Fan:(flustered) Y-yeah... I'm a mermaid.
• Sehun:You're a fish?
• Fan:H-huh? I'm a gray mullet (type of fish)
• Sehun:Salmon is delicious.
• Fan:I like salmons too.
• Sehun:(confused) Why are you telling me this?
• Fan:Huh? I'm sor-
• Staff:Move on please.

#6

• Fan:Sehun-ah, did you not miss me?
• Sehun:You wore a hanbok? You didn't, though...
• Fan:No, I said did you not miss me..
• Sehun:(LOL) Ah~ Why are you keep lying!
• (T/N:Sehun thought she kept saying "I wore a hanbok". And he keeps mishearing the Korean words. The words sounds similar.)

#7

• Fan:Sehun-ah, can you change your name to Oh Sehun Oppa?
• (T/N:This fan was a noona fan)
• Sehun:Oh Sehun Oppa?
• Fan:Yeah. Then I could call you Oppa.
• Sehun:You could call me oppa, why do I have to change my name?
• Fan:If you're Oh Sehun Oppa, then I could call you Oppa.
• Sehun:What does changing my name and Oppa got to do with each other?
• Fan:So I'm saying... If your name is Oh Sehun Oppa, thenI could call you Sehun Oppa.
• Sehun:Then I'll become Sehun Oppa Oppa? Why? Why do I have to change my name? Do I have to change my name if you want to call me oppa?
• Fan:Huh? No... it's not that... If you change your name...
• Sehun:Do I must change my name? Why?

#8

• Fan:Oppa, your hair is really pretty. Oppa, do you like your hair too?
• Sehun:(had his head down but lifted his head up) Lift my head up?

#9

• Fan:Oppa, your shoulders are daebak!
• Sehun:Sleep?
• Fan:(???) Are you asking if I'm sleeping? No, I'm not sleeping...;;;
• Sehun:Why should you sleep? Of course, you're not sleeping.
• Fan:???????????
• Sehun:??????????????????????

#10

• Fan:Sehun-ah, can I call you oppa?
• Sehun:You're sick?
• Fan:????
• Sehun:What's wrong with you?
• Fan:No... I said oppa...
• Sehun:Don't be sick ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

#11

• Fan:Oppa, am I pretty?
• Sehun:Am I sick?
• Fan:I asked if I'm pretty
• Sehun:No, I'm not sick~

#12

• Fan:Hello~
• Sehun:(imitating fan) Hello~
• Fan:Oppa, your clothes is too ual ()
• Sehun:Hul!
• Fan:Huh?
• Sehun:Where are you looking!
• Fan:(LOL)
• Sehun:(LOL)
• Fan:Oppa, am I pretty?
• Sehun:You came back from the Buddhist temple well?
• Fan:No... Am I pret-
• Staff:Move to the next.
• Sehun:Attend the Buddhist temple well~!

#13

• Fan:Oppa, when you address your dad, do you call him dad?
• Sehun:My mom and dad are both healthy~

#14

• Fan:Oppa, you're good-looking.
• Sehun:Do I have intestines?
• Fan:Huh? ㅠㅠ
• Sehun:Yes?
• Fan:No... I said you're good-looking.
• Sehun:Doesn't everyone have intestines?
• Fan:Yes... Everyone has intestines...
• Sehun:I have it too!

#15

• Fan:Sehun-ah, you're so cute!
• Sehun:Thank you~
• Fan:Did you eat?
• Sehun:I'm not stupid!

#16

• Sehun:(excited) Hello~
• Fan:Oppa, you're hair is like ice cream!
• Sehun:You used ice cream to perm your hair?
• Fan:.......??
• Sehun:(brightly) That's interesting!

#17

• Fan:Sehun Oppa, are you an angel?
• Sehun:Pardon? Do I shoot a gun?
• Fan:(flustered) No... I asked are you an angel...
• Sehun:Yes, I've never shot a gun before.
• (T/N:Angel in Korean is 'chunsa'. Shoot a gun in Korean is 'chong so da'. Sounds similar)

#18

• Fan:Oppa.
• Sehun:Yes?
• Fan:Oppa.
• Sehun:Yes?
• Fan:You hear (me) well, right?
• Sehun:Yes.
• Fan:That's well enough as it is.
• (T/N:LOL she was checking if he heard her well because she knew he had a hearing problem)

#19

• Fan:Oppa, have you lived in an apartment, too?
• Sehun:Pardon? Have I lived in my dad's care before?
• Fan:(flustered, laughing) No, I said have you lived in an apartment before.
• Sehun:I've ridden in my dad's car but never lived there~

#20

• Fan:Oppa, do you want me to clean out your ears?
• (T/N:Because Oh Sehun has problems hearing... LOL)
• Sehun:Pardon? What is 'Kipi'? FIFA?
• (T/N:Clean out your ears in Korean is 'gwi pa'. He misheard it. FIFA is International Football Federation.)

I just find him adorable. :3

But I never knew he had a problem in his ears. D____________O

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