NOTE: this is all meant to be fun, please and kindly don't take it seriously

i repeat  DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

• Korean fans:OMFG IT'S OPPA!!! OPPA LOOK OVER HERE LOOK AT MY CAMERA OPPA LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA HERE LET ME SMOTHER YOU WITH MY BODY EVEN THOUGH I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE ALREADY EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA
• Bias:I'M UNCOMFORTABLE THIS ISN'T OKAY
• Korean fans:DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE JUST LOOK AT MY CAMERA AND SMILE SO THAT I CAN UPLOAD PICTURES TO MY FANSITES
• Bias:BUT -
• Korean fans:CAN YOU FEEL MY S ON YOUR BODY OPPA CAN YOU FEEL THEM
• Bias:...
• and then there's the international fans...
• International fans:*whispers* It's oppa...
• Bias:
• International fans:*stays 20 feet away from bias*
• International fans:*admires from afar*
• Bias:
• Bias:Why are you guys so far away...?
• International fans:
• Bias:*takes a step closer*
• International fans:*gasps and steps back*
• Bias:Come closer!
• International fans:
• International fans:I-is it...is it okay...? Is it okay for us to come closer?
• Bias:yes...?
• International fans:*slowly walks over to bias while sobbing quietly*

Credits: Rebloggy