The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door 

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (it was my bike)

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

 

So far: 4

 

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 

[ ] You have tried to your elbow… a few times 

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little 

star have the same rhythm. 

[ ] You just tried to sing them. 

 

So far: 4

 

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 

[x] You have choked on your own spit . 

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. 

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[ ] You type only with two fingers. 

 

So far:6

 

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire 

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your 

nose/eyes. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair ( haha, good times... kindergarten ) 

 

So far: 8

 

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking 

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math 

 

So far: 12

 

[ ] You have eaten a bug 

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something 

more important 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and 

didn’t realize it 

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in 

your hand 

[ ] You have ran around in your house. 

 

so far: 15 

 

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say 

will happen to you if you don’t. 

[ ] You break a lot of things. 

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. 

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused 

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before 

 

So far: 17

 

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the 

texture of the ceiling or wall 

[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. 

 

TOTAL: 18

 

Now count them up and put “I’ve done 18 stupid things out of 37″ in the title field.

 

try yours and be honest!!! :D Happy trying~