ONE RANDOM EVENING...

Me: Mom, can you iron my shirt?

Mom: You do it, so you can learn.

Me: *ugly sour face* *gets the iron ready* Now what?

Mom: Iron you shirt!

Me: How?!!! *ugly sour face*

Mom: Just iron it and learn!

Me: Nice. You're a great teacher. *tries to iron*

FEW MINUTES LATER...

Me: I give up!!

Mom: No! You need to learn! Who would iron Kris' shirt for him when you guys get married?

Me: *thinks: He has a coordi for that, mom. * *smiles inside while complaining.*

Mom: It's the wife's duties to iron clothes for their husbands.

Me: *complains but cant hide happiness* Chh. No, it's not! He can iron his own clothes himself.

Mom: Chh! Look at this girl. Your smile reaches up to your ears! Like it's ever gonna happen.

Me: Whatever, mom! We even kissed before.

Mom: In your dreams.

Me: ...maybe.

100% TRUE! Just happened today.

OMO! Even my omma knows! :DD