Episode: How two dumb dudes spend their time.

Just now Dumbo went to reload her groceries while her dude tailing behind, since both of us currently learning how to take care of ourselves. Two of us just like two lost kids while standing at the supermarket.

"Where to start? Left or right?" Ah! good question! Where to start??

"What to buy??" Sighed out loud! Mental noted, Dumbo don't come here again before you get yourself a groceries list.

"Stephy! faster!" Faster for what?! We got pently time while our class been cancelled!! Duh! Mental note 2: Dumbo, don't come here again with this !

"! Take a trolley!!"

"No! Girl should be the one take the trolley!!" Really an !!

"Yah!! !! Be nice to a girl! Gentleman should do the job!"

"Mother father gentleman~" Gosh!! Mental note 3: Don't be friend will an idiot!!

"Stop! Don't dance at here! you idiot!" Gained him a hardcore kiss on his face with my bag that full of books.

Continue...

Milk! I need this! *grin*

"Damn, how can it be so damn much brand for a fuxking milk?!"

"Which one should we buy?"

"How do I know you, dude? Ask your nanny!" Oops... Ouch, been headlocked. Hate that I'm shorter!

"I will buy the same one as u!" Damn! I not even know which brand should I buy...

We ended up bought different brands... Now my refrig full of milk! Thumb up! (When on earth I can finish them? Aren't they tasted same?? Damn regret now..)

Veg? Eggs? meat?

"Stephy, don't you cook?"

"Of course not, since when you saw I do cooked when you came to my dorm?" Hmmm... when the last time I cooked??

"Learn... cook for me... Girl should cook for boy." Dafuq?! stupid pig!

", did you wear skirt?" I uttered in cold, my unique tone.

"Man! I'm a male! How can I wear that with my well-build body!" Oh! I can felt the ahjuma beside us laughed out loud on this 's antics!

"Then don't day dreaming! Cook your !!" I lost the one who cook for me daily already! Stop pissed me off on that!

Veg? Eggs?? Meat??? PASS!!

Snack section!! Favour!! No problem on choosing them!! I'm expert!! Half of the trolley fill up by that! Chips! Chips! and more chips!!!

"Cup noodles??"

"Great!!!!"

"Do I need to buy the dishwashing liquid?"

@.@?! for what?

"Should we buy some canned foods??"

"For what??"

"Stephy, where they put razor?"

"Dude, I don't shave!" Pointed on my face! how do I know???

"How do I know? You're a dude too!!"

"Damn you!! I born in perfect hairless skin!" Hard smacked!!

"Buy the toilet rolls!!"

"Why?"

"! Don't you poo?"

Fruits section

"Let's buy fruits!!"

", you ate all my apples last time you came to my dorm!"

"No! I leave one behind for you! Someone will kill me if I ate them all!"

"One? Where got??"

Dang! Sounds like I not even just lost myself in these two weeks, and also my refrig... =.=

Both of us glaced at each other and pitying how dumb both of us can be when both of us need to learn how to take care of ourselves.

"I don't eat apples anymore..."

"Then?"

"BANANA!! Banana is the best!!" cheers!

"Wae?"

"Not need to wash before eat! Need not to be pare before eat! Not even need to open my refrig door before I get it. How nice~~" I will love banana start from now on!!

"Lazy !!!"

Guys... One question... How long can an apple last long in refrig??????? more than two weeks? Can it still consider fresh? Can it still can be eat?? or is prison?? If prison, I gonna use it to feed this pig.

Very nonsense... I know...

Ok... Write fic now... Lazybutt gonna move...