FAILED.

SO, SO FAILED. ;A;

I tried to vacuum for the first time after doing some other chores like dishes and taking out the trash and such, but...apparently I can barely move the thing. I know I'm weak (4'11", about 80-some lbs), but DAMN.

Is it the vacuum? I mean, the thing is probably older than I am. My parents have had it for forever... Or is it just me? I mean, I exercise a lot...even have some nice 11 abs forming. ; 3;

WHY CAN'T I PUSH THIS VACUUM?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ *kicks decrepit dinosaur*