I almost, ALMOST, regretted taking revenge on Matt. He has yet to discover it. Then I was talking to his girlfriend in the common room of our dorm while my cat was running around and sniffing everything. He then joins and talks a little but not much. Just his general complaints about how mean everyone is to him. Then his girlfriend looks into the freezer and asks whose coke it is. I said it is mine (I like them ice cold) and then Matt says something about me being fat. I didn't hear it properly. And then his girlfriend says "No, honey, it's light." so she thought he was being mean too. So, yeah, any regrets I might have had regarding my revenge? Gone. 

Too bad he is moving in two days and I won't get to hear him complain about the revenge. Oh well, bastard's still gonna pay. Literally.