Bias:
annyeonghaseyo!
me: um hi.. CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIR?? IT"S SO PRETTY AND SOFT AND AWESOME!
Bias: *flees in terror*
LOL XD

BIAS: -smiles and bows- Hello~
ME: -makes sure I have my rope-
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POLICE: So... GD... You were locked in a room and was forced to have with this women against your will?
BIAS: But I liked it
ME: That's right... be a good slave

LMAO WAHT. ITS THAT SERIOUS?

For me
Bias: Hello -cute English accent-
Me: OMG LET ME HAVE YOU!!
Bias:......
Me: -acts like nothing happened- Hello -cutely eye smiles-