What Boredom Does To Me

1. Say something good that happened to you today:  I had an itelligent conversation with myself
2. What is your general philosophy of life? We're like butterllies, we start as creepy gremlin lavae, grow into a sluggish caterpillar, then into a beautiful butterly and die. 
3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? Being surrounded by idiots
4. How old is your inner child? 30, thats a child right?
5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? Me
6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? es
7. Write a haiku on the spot: 
As petals fall
I look up to the heavens
And find a new beginning
8. Favorite animal? Bear
9. Favorite USMB forum? o_O
10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix?  Tea
11. Idealist or realist? Realist
12. Are you lucky or unlucky? Depends on the circumstances
13. How much do you normally tip? I don't just give away my money
14. Last time you got sick? A month at least
15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? Terd
16. Best movie made before 1970? ._.
17. After 1970? ._.
18. Within the past five years? Zombieland
19. What is your quest? To exterminate the universe of all es
20. Favorite TV drama? The Walking Dead
21. Favorite sitcom? ._.
22. Favorite reality show? Bones & Criminal Minds
23. Favorite game show? I don't watch that crap
24. Favorite talk show? Weekly Idol
25. A quote that sticks in your head:  To be or not to be, that is the question
26. Favorite toy as a child?  Robotic Spider
27. Last thing you made with your own hands? My middle finger
28. Last fight you got into? I don't have time to fight about nonsense 
29. Last time you were hospitalized? Middle School - Broken Arm
30. Favorite kind of flower? Blue Rose
31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? ._.
32. Favorite word? Luhan
33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? My feet
34. Favorite book as a child? Miffy
35. Favorite book as a juvenile? City Of Bones
36. Favorite book as an adult? I'm not THAT old
37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? Less than 3 hours ago
38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? Two twin brothers & an older brother
39. Make ___, not war: Peace
40. Favorite singer? EXO
41. Favorite songwriter? G-Dragon
42. Favorite performer? EXO
43. Surprise parties – yes, or no? Why not? No, I like knowing things before they are done
44. Where do you get your news from? Almighty Google
45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? Chainsaw
46. Favorite kind of soup? Pumpkin
47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? Legs
48. What is happiness to you? Being who you want to be and not letting anyone stand in your way
49. Least favorite household chore? D.O.G P.O.O Patrol
50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? Write, eat and sleep
51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook – who is cooler?  Captain Hook, he has a friggin weapon for a hand
52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. Of course
53. Favorite mythology? Greek
54. Favorite magazine? Magazines are a waste of time
55. Law & Order – original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? Original
56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? Hey.
57. Best job you ever had? Too young, kapeesh?
58. What do you know how to fix? I only know how to break, sorry
59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? Bed
60. Favorite munchie? Cookies
61. Movie with the best one-liners? Harry Potter
62. How do you groom your nails? Buffing, shaping & filing
63. Last pity party you held for yourself? When I was paired with the dumbest kid in my class
64. Last post-it note written? Luhan + Len 
65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? I think reality now,  thankyou
66. How much money do you have in cash right now? Something over $0
67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell? I know how to make an idiot curious
68. Last gift that you gave someone? My dirty laundry
69. Iphone or Android galaxy tab: IPhone
70. Favorite superhero? Spiderman
71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? Anything related to EXO
72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? Toilet Paper
73. Worst habit? Lip biting
74. Last thing you quit? Living
75. WB – too cheesy for it’s own good, or just cheesy enough? WB? o_O
76. Pet peeve? es, I thought you would have guessed that by now
77. What do you grab to drink when you’re hot, sweaty, and thirsty? Water
78. Do you wear a watch? Nah, prefer to just check my phone
79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? Writing 
80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? Eating
81. What’s preventing you from doing that? Empty cupboard
82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? Writing
83. Have you ever been arrested? I'm innocent, sir
84. Favorite kind of poetry? Silence
85. Favorite kind of music? K-Pop
86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? Isn't there only one kind?
87. What are you a member of? Reality
88. Do you like green eggs and ham? The eggs are probably moldy, throw them out
89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? Its full, one half with water the other with air
90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? Luhan, I wish
91. Favorite John Hughes film? ._.
92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? You'd have to be on crack to do such an abnoxious thing
93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? None, I'm perfectly perfect
94. Favorite comedian? Jim Carrey
95. Monkeys – funny, yes? Dumb
96. Favorite Beatles song? ._.
97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? Bike
98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? Vitamin C
99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? MM
100. What do you want on your tombstone? Step on my grave and I will personally turn into a zombie just for you, how thoughtful of me

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