somebody tell me how to make a blog

(not this type but the "real" kind of blog)

because i think i made one successfully but it looks really ugly and white and the title is sprawled out all over and the backround is icky and there are random fish in it and all in all it's just not nice plus i hate how compared to my friend's one hers is all cute with polka dots and cats and animations and pink and mine is just like a white page with wierd stuff on it that i didn't even write. if you do help me through this crisis i'll dedicate a part of the blog to you. please tell me something more than "go to google and type in how to make a blog" because i tried that and yeah. where can you get good blog skins and stuff?...and why is my computer letting me see everything translated in Korean? ahh...

okay. Bye!