Credits to Yaejin

Leeteuk: OMG you look like an angel! Like me!! \^0^/
Heechul: Lemme put some makeups on you ;-D
Yesung: Can u sing like me? Can u? Can u? CAN U?!
Shindong: Oh I hope u'll not be a pig (fat) once u've grown up :-D
Sungmin: I'll make u a DJ one day~
Ryeowook: Let's take some selcas!!
Eunhyuk: stand up my baby. Lemme teach u dance
Donghae: If u can't do duckfaces then u are not my child
Siwon: aww my baby u look so cute!! *kiss the baby*
Kyuhyun: Hey baby, go put some salts into ur mom's drink

What I think:

Leeteuk: Don't fool around like your uncles ARRASSO?!

Heechul: Come here kid, I wanna teach you how to talk back to your uncles

Yesung: Hey kid, come here, let's camwhore :P

Shindong: You're gonna be cuter than sungmin someday >:D

Sungmin: KID YOU BETTER NOT BE CUTER THAN ME ASDFGHJKL /refuses to teach kiyomi/

Ryeowook: Y U NOT GIRAFFEEEEEE (LOL)

Eunhyuk: You're prettier than mum. /Wife slaps him/ You're more handsome than Donghae /Donghae kicks him/

Donghae: Kid, please avenge me for the pranks your uncles pulled on me. /fake dies/

Siwon: Once, there was no earth. Then came God and Jesus and /starts preaching loyally/

Kyuhyun: Hey, you want a brother/sister? Then go to sleep early today ;)