I LOVE THIS SONG OMFG LMAO /unpopoluar opinion/

After having the MV on repeat since release I have to admit that the song is actually catchy as hell, plus it's so manly I can't even. Love the styling, love the dance, love all the eye candy, and hey who can resist howling in the middle of a dubstep ridden song ?

To all the people complaining about how horrible it is and how it's just a bunch of sounds thrown together, let me just laugh a little. If you're SM stans you know that the last time a clean sounding song was produced by them it was in DBSK's Keep Your Head Down album, and since then every single title song has been a bunch of sounds thrown together so why are you complaining ? /looks at Sherlock, Why So Serious, I Got A Boy, Humanoids, Break Down/ Obvsiouyly Exo would be no exception.

And anyway, don't you guys prefer manly Exo to some cute shiet we could have gotten based on the album name ? /shivers/

I might just fangirl about every member because omfg I love them all so much  so if you want to leave you'd better do it now, this could be a long process.

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Luhan: omfg boy your hair I love it especially with that hairband thing in it I love it and your clothes sigh. I kept screaming about how y you were and my friend was like "I can't decide if he's y or cute" so now we brand you as y cute and it's hella hot. Though this pom pom things around your wrists really annoy me lmao

Tao: BOY DID YOU GET IER. The hair is working so hard especially the coiffed one, and I love the eyeshadow. Usually I hate boys with too much makeup /looks at MBLAQ's Cry/ but you pulled it off so well. Everytime we paused the video at your parts you didn't even derp how are you so flawlessly good looking. And when you did that jump in the Korean version I died oh god. SO MANLY.

Kris: I don't like your hair but hey you're manly as you know that. Please grow your hair out.

Xiumin: BOY YOU LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT. It just makes you hotter ;-; It's a little funny how you got lines in the Korean version and not so many in the Chinese version but hey I'm not complaining. Just wish there were more shots of you in the Chinese version :c

Lay: Oh my boy. I love you. I love your fierceness and your charisma and everyone says Kai is fierce and all but I think you're fierce too and it's hella y. You will forever be my bias <3

Chen: Chen. Where do I start with you. Your voice your hair (yes you even pulled off the Key bowl cut) your clothes your facial expressions oh god stop climbing up the bias list because you are so going to kick Lay off (though you can share, I don't mind teehee). But seriously I could write multiple fics about your fantastic bone structure. Your cheekbones, your jaw, your collarbones oh good lord I just want to reach out and poke them because they're so ing gorgeous.

Person who owned this MV: Tao. For sure. Boy was flawless.

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Chanyeol: Could use more facial expression, you were all cute boy and it was adorable but you gotta be more fierce for a fierce MV boy ! I still laugh at your ears but oh man that hair actually works on you and it's so much better than the istant noodle explosion so keep it forever prz

Kai: Two words: Your. Hair. At first I thought it was disgusting and then I got used to it and then I went to sleep and then I woke up and now I think it's bad all over again. Seriously, what were your stylists thinking ? Short messy hair on you looks best. Also how are you visual because whenever we paused the MV at random times you were derping all over the place l m a o. I have screenshots to prove it ! Still love you though. Still think you're the best dancer in kpop.

Sehun: WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. It's like you switched places with Chanyeol ! We paused at one point and you looked like Taemin lol it was weird. But seriously I see more life in you and it's great, plus the hair is actually growing on me.

Suho: One word: F I  E R C E . Love the attitude.

D.O.: At one point you looked like Daehyun and it was weird. But the pulled up hair was gorgeous. Also, everyone thinks you're a derp but I think your facial expressions are hella fierce. y.

Baekhyun: THAT BLACK COLLARD VEST ON YOUR OMFG IT WAS GORGEOUS WITH THE HAIR EVEN THOUGH I STILL DON'T LIKE THE COLOUR BUT IF YOU WEAR THAT TOP WITH THAT STYLED HAIR I WILL LOVE IT FOREVER. Also for someone so cute you pull the best ugly faces I swear lmao. But hey your voice is still amazing. Sobs.

Person who owned this MV: Baekhyun. Or Xiumin, I really can't decide. Baek obviously had more facetime but Xiumin left a really great impression on me with the little shots he had.

So yeah guys. In a nutshell everyone is y as hell, the black outfits are the best thing that ever happened to kpop this year and I absolutely can't wat for the drama version because I can't wait to see Kai and Luhan beat the out of each other :3