What If Your Ex Says This To You?

 

What if your ex says these to you?

 
 
 

1. Hi! How are you? We haven't talked for a while.

 

 

 

 

2. You wanna hang out with my peeps and I?

 

 

 

 

3. I LOVE YOU...

 

 

 

 

4.Do you want some cookie?

 

 

 

 

5. Let's take a photo together!

 

 

 

 

6.Help me with my homework?

 

 

 

 

7.Here's my gift for you!

 

 

 

 

8.Let's just text, arasseo?

 

 

 

 

9.Want me to buy you an iPod?

 

 

 

 

10.Let's sit together in the bus later?

 

 

 

 

11. Hi Baby!

 
 
My replies:
 

1. Slap
2. Slap
3. What the !
4. Sure
5. Hell no
6. \:-|
7. . . .For what?
8. Let's just get you to kill yourself...slowly, arraso?
9. Again for what?
10. How about I sit by myself and you sit on that bone fire waaaaay over there
11. B!tch the !? Do you want your balls ripped away from you and switched with your eyes!? Do you want to see the inside of your pants in the most painful way!? 

 

Snatched this from putewi_jae again!!

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zaynmalik
#1
omg LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
WTF
WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD SAY #2
"MY PEEPS AND I"
IN FACT ALL OF THESE SOUND SO
GIRLY AND WEIRD HE WOULD
NOT HAVE EVEN BEEN MY BOYFRIEND
IF HE TALKED LIKE THIS
wOW
JICHIGO
#2
hahaha your ex must have pissed you off a lot