How to receive gifts from fans like EXO does (Reblog)
All you need to do is
be an incredibly handsome Korean/Chinese man
have a beautiful pearly white smile
have glorious hair in which you can pull off any color
have fantastic thighs
have a plump muscular
be lord of the dance
have a deep/y voice
treat your peers as peasants
roll like a buffalo
roll your eyes like a rolling buffalo
sing like you’ve been kicked in the family jewels
speak engrish like a boss
make your fans otp sail like a majestic bird in the sky of feels
dont wear underwear (this is a major one)
smack your fellow members asses when the cameras are on you
dance and sing in the shower while being caught by your fellow member in which the vast majority of your fandom ships you like fedex
make sure your face is ice cold, no one like a soft
dress like an ahjumma because taking risks with your fashion is how real men roll
make sure your aegyo is sufficient while also making sure your face is on point
wear really tight or loose pants (not wearing underwear works with this one) while dancing
stare directly into your fans eyes when singing as if you are burning a hole into their soul leaving your mark on them forever
sweat so much you look like you bathed in a pool of your fans tears
make the derpiest of derp faces, you will instantly win a place in every fangirl/boys heart
carry around plushies while looking like a god (this is also a major one)
wear eyeliner better than your fans
look innocent when everyone knows youre a bastard
lisp like youve never lisped before
train your members to follow you around like puppies (make sure not to lose them)
act like an ahjussi
be utterly flawless without even trying
be wise and romantic like a kung fu panda
be the Korean Harry Potter
have at least seven other names
cry like a man/baby in front of your fans
correct MC’s who get the name of your group/members wrong
judge everyone with the precision of a ninja
forget everything because that is cute
tower over most of South Korea (so be at least 6 ft tall)
change your hair style more times than G-Dragon does in a month
beg fellow members for expensive by using your expert aegyo
have a weibo/twitter account
make y faces at your fans and never turn down an autograph
love your fans even when some are crazy es with knives and
do the body wave like youre the king of the ing ocean
read your fans fanfiction because that is interesting as
promise a comeback and then lol in your fans faces when said comeback doesnt actually come
run in and out of the SM building as if your running for your life
ship yourself with other members because who doesnt
smile at your fans every chance you get
solve a rubics cube while looking like an adorable living chibi
laugh like a ing hyena
hip while looking incredibly serious
hip while looking like
get startled by everything and everyone because its adorable
have a god like eyesmile
attempt to imitate girls named christina
hope duizhang notices you
fanboy over fellow artists, especially SM artists
attempt to eat food made by members who cant cook
attempt to eat food made by members that can cook
troll your fellow members, they really enjoy it
make sarcastic comments while being unintentionally funny because youre a cute little
be a cute deer
be a boazi
be a magical majestic unicorn
be a cute little sprout
be a happy virus
be a flying dragon because dragons fly
be a romantic kung fu panda
chen potter, nuff said
be a wolf
shake your shoulders ily
have a name that sounds like a delicious meaty treat
be a sassy little prince
have chocolate abs
cross your legs like a man and let fellow members uncross it for you
have idiotic chinese names when youre korean
insisting youre manly when youre obviously ten times cuter and prettier than anyone on the planet
be a grapefruit
be smoke and alcohol intolerant
add to the list if Ive missed anything
(c) owner
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