Ok So, LOL when i was in 9th grade i was in the same Science Class as my Sisters Ex-Boyfriend He was a Douch and a Bully. Well I never did like him and he never did like me WE hated each other. One Day when i was walking to put my Book up he was in my way. He decides to turn it to this Jackassed Gentleman cause the teacher was in the room. He Bows moving out of my way and says "Ladies First" SO I Retort "WELL GO THEN!!" He is pissed off and Pride hurt Ego Shot Hops over all of the desks and sulks at his own. Everyone and i mean EVERYONE in the class room Inclucding the Teacher and her assistant was laughing at this XD so i put my Book up then go and sit down. Everyone is still laughing. He never said one word to me again cause i Destroyed his pride and Ego. 
im such a XD LOL!!!