You know that I won't be using it. Give me a completed fic with decent grammar, a distinctive story and inimitable style; or something like it. Maybe 400 karma will go to you.

Use C-Clown.

That is the one rule: use C-Clown as characters. They do not have to be main characters. The group does not have to be complete. At least one of them just has to be there.

Make it good. Finish it.