BANGHIM

I respect this pairing, but it's too easy to imagine them together.   They're the oldest in the group, so of course they'll be close.  And, they have a very innuendo couple name (too obviously points to and no plot!).

BANGDAE

Cute, but really strange...

BANGLO

Can you say pedobear?   AMUSINGLY DISTURBING!  STILL DISTURBING!  SO NO NO NO!

BANGUP

exactly the same reason as above

DAEJAE

cute, but also too easy.

HIMJAE

WTF?! is this?  sounds awkward...just because they're both trolls...I think they'd break up really fast...

JAELO

Jennifer Lopez anyone?  I actually never even thought about this until Rule Breaker... still not my style

JAEUP

Huh?  Does this even exist?

BANGJAE

Why I love BANGJAE?

1) Killing Camp!  Aren't they so cute together with their little road map puzzle?  squee!

2) ONE SHOT!  there's so much UST!

3) all the reasons why I don't like BYG with anyone else/all the reasons why I don't like YYJ with anyone else

AND three reasons why I love uke!BYG (and you should too!)

1) his aegyo...dude, he's a grown man, not a baby or a japanese girl, but he might be an uke!

2) his pretty hands are so well taken care of (just look at his perfectly manicured nails, smooth skin and slender fingers!)  Even I don't have enough time to take care of my skin and nails...but then again I spend my free time obsessing about him being a pretty uke and plotting out my storylines...>_>' this author is so pathetic

3) his lips are so perfect for kissing and ing...yeah, not only is this author pathetic, she's also erted.  double p that's me!  I probably shouldn't be so happy about that...but then again my style of humour is usually dark humour or self-deprecating-ness

4) BYG is boss!  (most people don't know this, but the uke! or sub!  whatever you want to call 'em usually has the power or if you wnat to be more colloquial, they call all the shots...partly because the seme will most probably die of blue balls with the uke laughing or giggling behind their fingers or just widening their eyes innocently XD)