hmm so everyone i meet lately has been asking me why i dont date:

my reasons: 

1) im not dedicaed enough.. like i will be a  terrible girlfriend.. i have a really bad memory... i wont be able to keep track of b-days/ aniversaries.

2) i dont believe im mature enough yet... 

3) my first crush turned out to be gay.. but he's now my best friend.. like we share everything together..also my previous 'crushes' havent gone so well.. and have ended me in humiliation

4) im sorry, i like to fart openly without havin to be all concious about my appearance... jusss sayin'

5) Im more interested in observing people.. (not in the y way folkes get yo mind outta the cutter foo!!) like their reactions and how certain actions effect different kinds of people in different ways.. 

6)Y FREE N' SINGLE IM READY TO BINGO!!

7) I'm more comfortable with friends than i ever will be in relationships

ohh and...

8) My friends have been in relationships.. and they really dont seem to end well.. so im just like.. i think i'll stay over here, admiring that tree..i like that tree. That tree is nice.