So a few days ago my twitter exploded with this story called how to pet: a users guide.

When I first looked at it I was very confused; however, once I read it I feel in love.

 

This story is SO FREAKING FUNNY I cannot even explain how awesome it is 

Here is the link:

 

http://drainbamage954.livejournal.com/54201.html

 

 

YOU ALL MUST READ IT BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING!!

 

I MUST WARN YOU THOUGH THE SHIPS ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT BECAUSE THE MAIN PAIRING IS LUCHEN BUT THE WAY IT IS WRITTEN IS SO INCREDIBLE THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

After you read this there is a high chance you will be on this crazy LuChen spam because of it.( it happened to me)

 

I cannot compare this story to anything I have ever read before because it is so unique and it makes me laugh.

 

This story is very amusing but at the same time a little sad so I must warn you.

 

 

Also it is 12 parts so don't start reading if you cannot finish cause it will be on your mind forever and ever until you can finish.

 

 

 

 

btw this story has the best nicknames ever.

 

 

no joke.

 

 

none.

 

yes.

 

goodbye.