omfg chocolate

My mom came back from Portugal

And she like

came back unemptyhandified

She came baek 

(owkay shut up I know it's like bake but I have said it like back for like ever)

She came *back

With CHOCOLATE

Like

Thousands and thousands of bags of German and Portuguese chocolate bars

and MERCI CHOCOLATES

FLIPPING MERCI CHOCOLATES OKAY

I swear I'm gna flip tables

so 

much

freaking

chocolate

it's like

dammit I'll get fat

with pimples

wae you do this to me Mother

waeeee

(and yes)

(I still live with mai momma)

SOOOOO MUCH CHOCOLATE

*dead*

I can't do this anymore

I must stuff it in the fridge before I simply die from over-eating those wonderful creations from cocao beans

like I don't care if I spelled that wrong

I think it's cacao beans

BUT NO BIG DEAL!

cuz I'm too busy scarfing them chocolates down

okay gtg

eating chocolate again and writing a 2min chapter

*howcouldlifegetanybetter*

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aren't you jellyyyyyyy

I'm done *mwah*

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Marianations #1
Don't take me wrong but Portugal is famous for its enormous variety of pastries not for chocolate. Countries with good chocolate in Europe are Switzerland and Belgium. Portugal isn't a producer of chocolate.
Marianations #2
She should have brought you pastéis de belém. 100% better and 100% portuguese :/
Marianations #3
I'm portuguese and I'm sorry to say to you that portuguese chocolate simply DOESN'T exist.
Merci is french. Sorry to crush your dreams OTL.
LeeJuLian #4
Merci? It's French, isn't it?
Lol I can eat like a whole lot of chocolate in ona to without getting (very) fat so come on xD
Hahaha I think we talked about the "baek" x)
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