Just this past weekend I had been invited to go to a roller skating birthday party. So after work my Aunt Jennifer came to pick me up and we went straight to the skating rink. I first roller bladed and then after a few minutes, I wanted to try out regular skates. And I did. And when I did I ran into another girl with my head crashing to the  hard floor first.

Not exactly head first...more like...nose first.

Well, it felt like the ground but when the girl stood up, she swung her skates back and hit me in the nose.

I felt like dying and now my nose is sore with a little purple bruise.

Then later on when I left home with my sister and step dad, my sister was like, "yeah we were having a cone race...wait, were you there during that race?"

And then I looked at her and said, "did you see me during the race?"

She goes, "uhh, I don't remember."

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Dummie, even I don't remember being there and it's because I wasn't there.