FELLOW BANA (I THINK) ON OMEGLE

 

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Question to discuss:
Be my valentine or I'll rip out your insides and bathe in your blood. I DON'T CARE IF I'M SEVERAL DAYS LATE, JUST DO IT! SWOON NOW! SWOOOOON!! Yes... the swoons fuel me..

You: AFF

You: DUDE

You: LIKE

Stranger: aff?

You: ERM

You: YEA AFF

You: TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS

You: CAUSE I WILL LOVE

You: YOU

You: AND SMOTHER YOU WITH STUFF ....

You: LIKE WTF AM I TYPING?

Stranger: nope sorry :(

You: O_O

You: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You: DAMN IT

Stranger: XD idk

You: OKAY LIKE WAE

You: THIS IS AWKWARD

You: WHY

You: LIKE HI

You: I'M A PERSON

Stranger: hi

You: AND LIKE

You: YEAH

You: I LIKE RAINBOWS

Stranger: so am i

You: AND UNICORNS

You: AND STUFFS ....

You: /TABLEPALMS

You: ITS LIKE I'M TALKING TO MY CRUSH ALL OVER AGAIN

Stranger: oh okay i get it

You: GET WHAT?

You: OMG

You: CONFUSED PERSON ... OR ALIEN HERE!

You: I AM FROM MATO PLANET DUDE

You: AND YOU?

You: PLEASE SAY EXO ....

Stranger: you skydive lol exo

You: PLANET I MEAN

You: YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT EXO PLANET?!

You: OMG.

You: YOU HAVE TO BE A DIRECTIONER

You: OR A ROAD SIGN

You: WHICHEVER ONCE

You: ONE

You: DAM IT

You: DAMN IT

You: 

You: WTF

Stranger: it sounds familiar

Stranger: and directioner my

You: OH GOOD

You: I LOVE YOU DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

You: A BELIEBER?

Stranger: ha no and i'm a girl

You: BELIEBERS ARE MOSTLY GIRLS .....

Stranger: that are 12 and have no lives

You: NUUUUUUUUUUU I'M NOT A BELIEBER!

You: DO NOT GET LE WRONG PICTURE

You: IF BELIEBERS WERE TO ENTER MATO PLANET

You: THEY WOULD GET SLAUGHTERED

Stranger: well that is good i guess

You: WAIT, THEN WHAT ARE YOU?

Stranger: age wise?

You: UH ... OKAY

You: LUL

Stranger: or the rp thing?

You: WHAT RP?

You: ROLE PLAY?

You: ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT AFF?

You: /WATCHES YOU

Stranger: lol i googled honestly

Stranger: explain though i want to know:)

You: AFF?

You: UHM .....

Stranger: is it kpop google sats kpop

Stranger: says

You: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO

You: LUL

You: DAMN

You: YOU

You: GOOGLE

You: THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE

You: 

Stranger: i listen to kpop

You: I LOVE YOU

You: LIKE

You: WHUT

You: HRM

You: WHUT

You: WTF

You: TOO EXCITED

You: MY BAD

Stranger: thanks i think

You: YOU THINK?!

You: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: IKE

You: ERM

You: OKAY

Stranger: I think lol whY ARE YOU IN ALL CAPS

You: LUL I DON'T EVEN KNOW

You: TO SCARE PEOPLE AWAY?

You: XD

You: I WRITE IN LOWER WHEN I GET USE TO THE PERSON I'M TALKING TO

You: LUL

Stranger: THE MOST KPOP I KNOW IS GG 21 F(X) BIGGBNG SUPERJUNIOR B1A4 AND A FEW MORE

You: SUJU

Stranger: CAPS ARE FUN

You: OMG

You: I KNOW RIGHT

You: LIKE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: WHAT ABOUT BAP?

Stranger: LOL

You: LIKE

You: NO NO NO NO MERCY!

Stranger: NO BOY OR GIRL GROUP?

You: ..... BOY

You: LUL

Stranger: NO

You: CH'YEAH WE ARE THE B.A.P

You: AND THEN THEY GRAB THEM CROTCHES AND /FAINTS

You: LIKE

You: WAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU DO THAT TO ME

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: BUT THEY DO HARD TO RESIST

You: YUS. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN EVEN THOUGH THERE SO MUCH ING DRAMA GOING AROUND T^T

You: /CRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Stranger: REALLY DO YOU FOLLOW ALLKPOP

You: .... SOMETIMES

You: LUL

You: OKAY GUILTY ... YEAH T^T

Stranger: iXD I GO ON ABOUT ABOUT ONCE A WEEK

You: WTF .... I GO ON IT LIKE ERR'DAY LIKE WAEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: OMG

You: /EMBARRASED

You: I SOMETIMES GO ON KOREABOO

You: AND OMONATHEYDIDNT

You: :D

You: AND NETIZENBUZZ

You: AND YEAH

Stranger: WOW DO YOU LIVE IN KOREA

Stranger: ?

You: LUL NUUUUUUUPE. I WISH I DID D:

You: SORTA

You: I LIVE IN ASIA ... IF THAT HELPS XDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: XD CLOSER THAN I AM I LIVE IN THE USA

You: I'M GOING TO AMERICA IN TEH SUMMER CAUSE THATS LIKE MY HOME ... YOU KNOW LIKE ... YEAH XDD

You: WTF AM I WRITING?

Stranger: XD IDK ARE YOU ON DRUGS? JK BUT I HAVE LIVED IN THE US ALL MY LIFE

You: MY CONSCIENCE IS NOT IN ITS RIGHT STATE.

You: LIKE SERIO

You: IT'S LIEK LIEK LIKE IDK

You: I WAS BORN THUUUUUUR. AND YEAH I LIKE CAME HERE AND LIVED HERE AND LIKE YEAH LUL

Stranger: COOL COOL

You: LUL LUL

You: LIKE

You: MKAY

Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR ALL YIME FAVORITE GROUP THEN?

Stranger: T

You: B.A.P .....

You: AND INFINITE

You: AND TEEN TOP

You: AND YEAH

Stranger: TIME

You: CANT REALLY CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM

You: DAMN IT

You: BUT ELF IS FOREVER MY HOME <3333

You: :DDDD

You: OKAY, NOW I'M BEING CHEESY

You: WTF

Stranger: OMG I JUST STARTED LISTENING TO INFINITE THEY ARE AWESOM

You: I KNOW RIGHT?

Stranger: ITS NOT EASY BEING CHEESY

You: BUT BUT BUT ..... THERE'S GOING ON ABOUT THEM

You: WAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: HOBABY EVEN CRIED

You: T^T

You: WAIT, YOU DO KNOW THE MEMBERS' NAMES ... RIGHT/?

Stranger: REALLY WHAT HAPPENED

You: THEY'RE HOLDING A FANMEETING ON MARCH 1

Stranger: YEAH IVE GOTTEN THAT FAR

You: AND K-FANS HAVE GONE APE ABOUT IT

You: CAUSE ITS LIKE INDEPENDENCE DAY

You: OR SOMETHIGN LIKE THAT

You: BUT I THINK I UNDERSTAND THEIR FEELING

You: BUT THEY SHOULDNT BE BLAMING INFINITE ... AND I'M RANTING

You: 

You: DAMN IT

You: -.-

You: /SHOT

Stranger: OOOH YEAH THAT SOUNDS MESSY

You: EXACTLY. POOR HOBABY ... AND LEADER GYU T^T

You: HE CRIED IN THE BATHROOM

Stranger: YEAH ITS NOT THEIR FAULT

You: SO THAT NO ONE WILL SEE

You: I KNOW RIGHT? STUPID WOOLIM

You: I HATE YOU

Stranger: AWWH

You: AND YOU TOO STARDOM

You: AND SM

You: AND JYP

You: LUL

You: I HATE ALOT OF COMPANIES XD

Stranger: LOL

You: AND CUBE ...

You: FOR MAKING HYUNA LIKE A

You: EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT

You: LIKE

You: I'M GONNA THROW TOMATOES AT CHUR WINDOW

You: AND YEAH

You: LUL

Stranger: I KNOW HYUNA AND YEAH

You: I LOVE HYUNA

You: LIKE

You: YEAH

You: LUL

You: I KEEP SAYING THOSE 3 WORDS XD

Stranger: IKR IT 'S COOL

You: I LOVE YOU SERIO

You: CHUR SO CUTE AND KIND AND LIKE

You: YEAH

You: LUL

You: /FACEPALMS NOT AGAIN

Stranger: LOL AWWH NO PROBLEM *HUGGLE*

You: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You: I THINK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE OTEHR STRANGERS I'VE COME ACROSS :D

You: SO ARE YOU A FULLTIME FANGIRL?

You: OF KPOP?

You: OR JUST PART?

You: LUL

Stranger: THATS SWEET NO ONLY FOR B1A4

You: OHHHHH SO YOU'RE A BANA. COOL

You: WHO'S YOUR BIAS?

Stranger: YEP YEP HARD CHOICE HMMM

You: LUL KNOW WHUT CHU MEAN

You: THEY'RE SO CUTTEEEEEEEEEEE

You: SPECIALLY BARO IN THAT WEDDING DRESS

You: XD

You: DID YA SEE IT?

You: :D

Stranger: LOL BARO AND CNU I LOVE AND YES I SAW IT SOO FUNNY

You: OMG. I DIED OF LAUGHTER

You: LIKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO PUT IT ON

You: LIKE WHAT IS AIR

Stranger: HAHAHA YES THAT WAS LIKE THE BEST PART

You: LULULULULUL MY MOM TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AND I WAS LIKE, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER.' AND SHE WAS /ASIAN MOM GLARE

You: XD

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