Our friendship, basically

Me to Jake as soon as he answers my call: "You love me, right?"
Him: "Uh, is this a trick question?"
Me: "Just answer it."
Him: "Yeee????eeees???"
Me: "Seriously, you love me, right?"
Him: (monotone) "Yeah, I do."
Me: "Since you love me so much, you'll drive me to Santa Ana this Saturday then."
Him: "Wait, what?"
Me: "You shall drive me to Branchez." (its a rave)
Him: "Uh okay, but like I don't love you that much."
Me: "... You know what forget this, I hate you."
Him: "I love you toooooooo~~~!!!"

**When we know the other is annoyed, we tend to say 'I love you'. LOL I say it to all my close friends.

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ohmygoshwhy #1 Jan 8, 2015 21:24:30

*DUMB

How dumb became "done" I don't even know.

ohmygoshwhy #2 Jan 8, 2015 21:23:56

lol All the girls that are friends in my community say "I love you" to each other. Seriously, even if you're barely friends or more like acquaintances, if you're in the same circle, you count as a friend. Sometimes I slip and say it to my super close guy friends and they just stare like "Whut..." OTL I think one of them said something really done like "Bro. I have a gf." I was like "EW. I DONT WANT YOU. 'NOBODY WANTS YOU~~'.(This part is an inside joke. XD)"