drabble set one; for the yeongwon unnies

(feat. exo)

E-E-E-Electric Shock!

Sehun/Hyorin

Don’t crash into me but slightly avoid me

Protect me from this sudden changing world

The first time Oh Sehun sees Park Hyorin without a smile and looking ready to crash onto the closest fluffy surface after a session at SuKiRa, he tilts his head in confusion and frowns unhappily.

He walks over to her and finds himself asking, “Hyorin noona, are you okay?”

She smiles at the sight of him and just waves of his question. “I’m just a little tired, nothing to worry about.” But Sehun finds himself frowning because of the flippant answer. This is his favorite noona, after all, and he wants to figure out if she is okay or not.

And then she is whisked off to get her hair and make-up redone because Yeongwon has another schedule in an hour.

Sehun is left feeling dissatisfied and a little put-off by her answer.

He doesn’t know why.

The second time he sees Hyorin is a week later, when they have a joint performance for Immortal Song. She is sitting in a chair, looking like she is trying to master how to sleep with your eyes still open.

There is an uncomfortable feeling in his chest, and that feeling just heightens every time he looks at her smile at someone with a tired expression on her face.

“Noona?” he walks over to her a little more hesitantly than the first time. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

“Sometimes it gets tough,” is her ambiguous answer. She kind of answered him, but she didn’t really. Sehun stares at her, confused, while Hyorin just looks at him for a brief moment before someone tells them that it is show time- and suddenly, they’re on stage, they perform, and then Hyorin is gone.

Sehun feels more dissatisfied, significantly more put-off, and vaguely uncomfortable after he realizes that she is nowhere to be found.

The third time he sees her looking tired enough to make anyone want to cry, he realizes that immediate action must be taken.

He just doesn’t know what action that is.

And so he thinks and sulks and plots until all of his hyungs (plus Jongin) take notice (although he supposes that the fact that he looks ready to slam his forehead into the nearest wall in frustration is telling).

“You look angry,” Joonmyun comments as he smiles a little nervously. “Is something wrong?

“There is something wrong with me and Hyorin noona.” Sehun is quick to explain because he wants help- and he is desperate enough to ask his hyungs.

“There’s always something wrong with you,” Sehun hears Jongin’s voice from across the room and frowns.

“I hate you, Jongin.”

Chanyeol makes a passing comment of, “I think she might stab you for saying something is wrong between you two,” before Sehun promptly decides to ignore him in favor of sulking at Joonmyun. (Chanyeol snorts at being ignored and mutters something along the lines of, “Just watch Hyorin noona annihilate your descendants.”)

“No, no, really.” Sehun will not be deterred. “Joonmyun hyung, she is making me feel weird lately. Like, really weird. Uncomfortable, kind of.”

Joonmyun looks like he is about to have a headache, but smiles at his maknae anyway and asks, “What do you mean by uncomfortable?”

And Sehun doesn’t really know how to answer- but he tries to form coherent sentences to the best of his ability. “I don’t know- just weird. Awkward, almost. Like I want to- to- uh, smother her?” He knows he has said something weird since he can see from the corner of his eye that Kyungsoo has just face palmed himself.

“You sound like you have a crush on Hyorin noona.” Baekhyun, looks up at Sehun from his seat on the couch and grins.

“She’s just my favorite noona,” Sehun snorts at them, waving off the comment flippantly.

“He always sounds like he has a crush on Hyorin noona- where have you been?” quips Chanyeol, shaking his head in false disbelief. The statement is meant only for Baekhyun to hear, but everyone else hears them anyway because Chanyeol has never been good at whispering.

The maknae scoffs at them because really- where has his hyung been? Park Hyorin has been his favorite noona for forever (okay, maybe not forever- about a year sounds more appropriate). He is justified in sounding like he has a crush on her most of the time this because- hey, she is y leader Park Hyorin and she is his noona.

Sehun stops paying attention to Baekhyun and Chanyeol when they start discussing when exactly Sehun started crushing on Park Hyorin, if she knew, and how much of a chance he has.

“I feel uncomfortable when I see her tired, hyung.” Sehun explains, drumming on the kitchen table absentmindedly. “Kind of like I want to beat up the world when it’s giving her a hard time.”

And then Joonmyun thinks, “Oh, my stupid, oblivious child,” and just sighs.

“You sound like a really protective oppa,” Jongin looks up from whatever video game he is playing with Kyungsoo for three seconds to say this and then goes back to looking like he wasn’t paying attention at all to his best friend’s woes.

Sehun rolls his eyes and retorts back, “How can I sound like a protective oppa when she is my noona?”

The maknae thinks he hears all of his hyungs collectively sigh at him (and he swears that someone mumbles ‘fool’) and he is about to sulk at them all when Joonmyun smiles at him.

“Protective dongsaeng, then?” Joonmyun offers this with a sympathetic pat on the back. “It just sounds like you really want to protect her by trying to beat up the world, Sehun.” Sehun is about to say that Joonmyun is just being silly but the older continues before Sehun can say a word. “Actually, it really does sound like you have a crush on her.”

“That’s stupid,” is his immediate response. “She’s Hyorin noona.”

“Hyorin noona,” Jongin repeats. “Your favorite noona in the world. The one you want to beat up the rest of the world for. And, you know, the one you want to smother.”

“Jongin, I hate you.”

Joonmyun smiles at Sehun and says, “Jongin does have a point.” After a moment of Sehun staring flatly at Joonmyun, the leader adds, “And you are unnaturally attached to Hyorin noona.”

Sehun was fully ready to ignore Jongin, but hearing it from Joonmyun’s mouth somehow makes it sound more believable.

“And you hate Sunggyu from Infinite.” Baekhyun sounds like he is proud when he contributes this. “You know, the one that is her ‘ideal husband’?”

Sehun sputters an excuse. “Well, I don’t want her to get married- I mean, it would ruin…her career!” He explains with flailing arms and only gets laughed at in response.

“You hate Changjo from Teen Top too.” Kyungsoo points out, almost sighing at just saying the name.

“Because she calls him ‘my little boy’ and you want to be noona’s only little boy.” Jongin helpfully adds.

“I really hate you, Jongin.”

Joonmyun just laughs at all of them (because he can) and just pats Sehun on the head like it will somehow make him realize what his band mates are actually getting at.

Sehun stares at Joonmyun blankly before just going, “Oh.”

Joonmyun’s magical patting kind of works.

“Oh.”

-

He is several years her dongsaeng, her hoobae, and someone she babies on a regular basis.

But damn everything to hell if Sehun has ever wanted to protect someone more.

And so he approaches her as awkwardly as possible the next day, hands fiddling with backpack straps and mind thinking of ways to bestow helpful words of encouragement- but he has no idea what to say.

He knocks on the door to the practice room anyway and is greeted by the sight of a sleepy Park Hyorin. “Sehun?” she looks at him with an expression that clearly reads “what the hell are you doing here?” but smiles at him after a moment and sidesteps to allow him into the room. “Hi.”

He smiles back at her and greets her with a smile and a small smile. “H-hi noona.” And oh my god, he just stuttered in front of Park Hyorin and he is not even in the room yet- hell, he didn’t even get through the door and-

Sehun wants to kick himself in the face (except he can’t, so maybe he’ll ask Tao to later).

Hyorin disregards his fumble (or doesn’t hear it) and proceeds to pull the younger into the room (because she wants to close the door already- random trainees are staring and while she would normally be all for a staring contest, she is just not up for it today).

As Hyorin ushers him into the room with one of her signature smiles, Sehun suddenly feels a lot younger than eighteen and wants to run away like the little boy that she says he is- but no. He is on a mission.

This is a wonderful time, Sehun thinks, to realize that the little fanboy crush he has disguised as “oh, Hyorin noona is just my favorite noona,” may not be so little after all- and not particularly just a crush either.

Before she can ask him what he is actually doing here, Sehun shrugs the backpack off of his shoulders and hands it to her, looking down at the ground.

“What’s this?” She takes the backpack with an amused grin and almost immediately starts to open it.

“Herbal tea.” he mumbles. Hyorin starts rummaging through the backpack and Sehun awkwardly coughs. “And health supplements.” Sehun doesn’t tell her how he personally made a call to Infinite’s leader to see which health supplements worked the best.

She grins up at him and takes out a small bundle of what appears to be cloth. “There are heating pads too, for sore muscles.” He shifts around from foot to foot and just smiles when she looks at him.

“Why are you giving me all this stuff?” she asks with a little laugh, sorting through all the herbal tea and heating pads.

“You seem really…tired lately,” he explains, choosing to focus on the oh so y wall behind her.

“Aren’t all idols tired all the time?” she teases him good naturedly and he finds himself smiling at her.

“Yeah, but I don’t like seeing you that tired.” And then he lets that slip and feels like getting Tao to kick his face again. “Wait, what I mean is…” He tries coming up with an excuse, one that won’t potentially make him sound like a creep, but fails as he just closes his mouth and waits for the ground to swallow him (but the ground doesn’t want to cooperate with him today, sadly). “I’m not creepy, noona.”

His Hyorin noona is looking at him and it is clear that she is highly amused. “I never said that you were creepy, Sehun.”

“Excuse me for wanting to protect you,” he mumbles feeling embarrassed.

“What was that?” Hyorin asks, head tilted and eyes curious. “Repeat it for noona.”

Sehun stares blankly at her for a moment, and then he figures that he might as well because he has gotten this far. “I want to protect you, noona.”

A flash of shock crosses her face (and is that a blush he sees on her face?) before she is breaking the suddenly awkward atmosphere by cooing, “Aw, my baby has grown up~”

Sehun doesn’t know where the sass has suddenly come from. “Just watch me turn into your man instead.” he says this with a little snort filled with sassiness before the words suddenly sink into his mind.

He figures that he really, really needs to find Tao.

-

written because i was like ‘omg it would be so cute if sehun was all protective of hyorin unnie but is a little failure so he doesn’t know what to do with his feels' lol.

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Baekhyun/Aejung

Like a black hole (yeah), I got in (haha)

I can’t see the end (yeah), I fall, boom (oh)

Byun Baekhyun is incredibly cute.

Almost irritatingly and annoyingly so.

And while Lee Aejung usually has no problem with cute dongsaengs (very, very cute dongsaengs)- there is something in particular about Byun Baekhyun that she just cannot stand.

And she cannot, for the life of her, figure out what the problem is.

There is nothing wrong with him- he is a talented, attractive looking hoobae of a dongsaeng. In a general sense, he’s awesome. There is nothing wrong with his personality either; he is friendly, adorable, and funny. He is all things amazing, objectively.

But the problem still stands- and it is the fact that she cannot stand him.

-

The problem here, Baekhyun thinks, is obvious. “Aejung noona hates me.” Baekhyun announces this to every member of EXO K.

Only Joonmyun cares.

“She doesn’t! Don’t worry!” The leader gives a bright, winning smile to his dongsaeng- and Baekhyun almost believes in that smile. Almost.

“Aejung noona looks pained whenever she looks at me,” Baekhyun points this out with a cute pout, while Joonmyun grimaces (because it’s true).

But if Joonmyun isn’t anything else, he is optimistic. “Keep trying to win her over!”

“You are only telling me that because you’re her best friend.” Baekhyun pouts and Joonmyun thinks he looks like a very adorable puppy. But puppy or not, Joonmyun has a trump card in regards to Aejung.

“I was two years her sunbae, and she didn’t even know who I was.” Joonmyun has retaliated, and he has won.

“Fine.”

-

“Why does she hate me?” Baekhyun wonders. EXO K has just gotten back from cheering on their Yeongwon sunbaes- and Baekhyun is surer than ever that Aejung hates him.

(It is hard not to be sure when you see someone turn around and walk away once eye-contact is involved.)

“Maybe she hates cute dongsaengs?” Chanyeol tries to helpful, and this is his suggestion.

“She loves Tao.” Baekhyun points out. “And Sehun. And everyone else.”

Joonmyun contemplates for a moment before he concedes and says, “You do have a point there.”

-

Saehyun is, undoubtedly, the closest member of Yeongwon to Baekhyun. They’re friends. Bros. Chingus. However you want to call it.

That’s why he has no problem calling Saehyun up and asking, “Why does Aejung noona hate me?”

The silence he receives in response worries him greatly. After a long while, Saehyun finally tells him, “I don’t know? You kind of…bother her?” But the statement is phrased as a question and he doesn’t like the answer that he has been given-

So he feels like he must take things into his own hands.

-

He corners her (in a polite, not at all creepy way) during the ending of one of their SM Town concerts.

“Aejung noona!”

Aejung, almost instantly, feels like turning around and running away. However, in front of all the fan cameras, in front of all of SM Town, she finds it is a little hard to avoid him (unless she wants to cause some weird fanwar- Lee Aejung of Yeongwon ignores Baekhyun of EXO?) She smiles a little at him and he grins up at her.

He hands her one of the fan prepared towels. Looking more closely at it, she sees that it says “LADY KNIGHT LEE AEJUNG” on it. She beams at seeing her title and takes it appreciatively from Baekhyun.

“Thank you, Baekhyun~” She waves the towel around, suddenly having more fun than she has been having in the last five minutes of their closing.

“At your service, Lady Knight.” is his cheeky reply.

The smile he gives her when he says this makes her feel weird.

She feels a little ticklish, and her face is warm.

“How weird.” she thinks.

-

Byun Baekhyun is on a mission. And because of that mission, he has gathered up every member of EXO K under the guise of a “super important informational meeting”.

Chanyeol fidgets on the couch, looking uncomfortable being squished in-between Jongin and Sehun. “What is so important that you need to squish all of us onto one couch?” Because really, five guys on one tiny little couch? It is only by threat of death by taking an eyeliner stick to the eye that no one moves.

Baekhyun clears his throat and smiles cheerfully before unrolling a big piece of construction paper; it is quite appropriately called, “MAKE AEJUNG NOONA LIKE ME.” He supposes that he feels spurred on from the smile that she gave him at the end of their concert last night. It was proof that she didn’t completely hate him- and that he had a chance of changing her relationship with her.

“Nice title.”

“Thank you, Jongin.”

“Aejung noona doesn’t like you?” Kyungsoo has been kept out of the loop. (He pushes Sehun a little, which jostles Chanyeol- but he doesn’t care. He doesn’t want to fall off and get stabbed in the eye for “leaving”.)

“No,” Baekhyun deflates a little bit and looks significantly less happy than before. He perks up a little after remembering that she didn’t avoid him yesterday, and even said thank you.

“You sure care a lot.” Kyungsoo makes another idle comment as he secures his onto the couch cushion. (Sehun is not happy, finding Chanyeol’s elbow precariously near his face.)

Baekhyun gives Kyungsoo a look that makes him regret that he said something. “People don’t hate me, hyung. They just don’t. And it’s Aejung noona. Who loves everyone. But hates me.” Kyungsoo really wishes that he didn’t speak. “I mean, what’s wrong with me? I haven’t done anything to her- and I like her just fine!”

“So you like noona?”

“That is not the question here, Jongin!” Baekhyun loves Jongin, most of the time. And sometimes, he hates him. This is one of those times.

“So what you’re trying to say is you like noona?”

“Jongin-”

Chanyeol raises his hand sheepishly and asks, “What is the question here, again?”

Baekhyun suddenly hates all of his band members. “How do I make her like me?” is the flat, dry question.

Unsurprisingly, Joonmyun is the first person to answer. “Maybe you can find a common interest? What does she like?”

“Yeongwon?” Chanyeol offers.

“In case you haven’t noticed, none of us are Yeongwon members.” Baekhyun usually isn’t this dry or sarcastic, but he is starting to feel a bit antsy about the whole thing.

Sehun, having been quiet all this while, suddenly shouts- “Ah!” He has just had an epiphany. “None of us are anatomically capable of being a member of Yeongwon- but who are the people she likes almost as much as Yeongwon?”

“Yunho hyung?” Baekhyun guesses wonderfully. “Jonghyun hyung? Minho hyung?”

“Not like that.” Joonmyun shakes his head and waves off the comment flippantly. He has already picked up on what the maknae is trying to say.

Baekhyun is about to start pouting again- but then it suddenly hits him because this is about the Lady Knight of Yeongwon- and he grins. “Black holes.”

- 

Aejung has extra time as of right now; dance class doesn't start for another half an hour. Right when she is wondering how she is going to kill time, she hears an increasingly familiar voice.

“Noona!” Baekhyun is running up to Aejung, holding a bulky bag.

She feels that irritating sensation that she has come to associate with Baekhyun- and then she suddenly grimaces. It’s becoming more of a ticklish feeling, rather than an annoyed one. In fact, if she didn’t know any better she would say-

She would say that it kind of feels like butterflies.

“Hi Baekhyun,” she greets, almost as cheerfully. She doesn’t feel like avoiding him today.

“Noona, I have something to show you.” Baekhyun looks serious, and Aejung feels partially concerned.

“What is it?”

What he whips out from his bag makes Lee Aejung speechless.

In front of her, suddenly, is every single album/mini-album that has been released by Yeongwon, as well as random pieces of merchandise (like lanyards and photo cards).

“What is all of this?” Aejung almost laughs when she sees a fan drawn picture of “AeRin”.  She sees her photo card, along with another one of her banners in the pile.

“This is me pledging my loyalty to the Lady Knight.” It is the same grin that she saw yesterday, which makes her feel-

Aejung looks at Baekhyun thoughtfully for a moment, almost as if taking a moment to confirm it. She stares back at him, and he stares back with a cute grin on his face.

“Yup, definitely butterflies.” She thinks.

“I’m a black hole, noona.” Baekhyun waves his ETERNTIY banner proudly.

Aejung looks at him solemnly and in the most serious manner that she can, she tells him, “In more ways than one.”

-

written because it had ‘black hole’ in it and no one else endorses the name as much as aejung unnie~ lol.

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Luhan/Saehyun

The electric shocks are flowing down my body

About to faint, risky, electrifying

Saehyun is about to go home for today- she is more than ready to pass out on her warm, comfortable, and fluffy bed.

Extra dance lessons and vocal practices have been piling up as she is getting ready for her debut; it is what she has been waiting and wanting for the past three years, but at this moment Saehyun wants nothing more than to be curled in her bed and dead to the world for the next fifteen hours.

That’s why it’s understandable that when she feels a light tap on her shoulder and a polite “excuse me,” Saehyun is pretty much ready to snap at whoever is foolish to come in-between her and rest.

And then she turns around and sees beautiful, clear, (and are they sparkling?) doe eyes and she kind of forgets to breathe.

“Excuse me?” she hears the same phrase again, but it sounds like it’s far away and kind of hazy; when a hand is waved in front of her face and she hears an “excuse me?” yet again, she blinks in bewilderment.

It is like he has jolted her completely awake and Saehyun is not so sure she likes the feeling.

“Hi,” is all she says. She has gotten past the eyes, and now she is talking in his features- small face, clear skin, thin lips, and shiny (SHINee!! <3) hair.

There is a new beautiful trainee (she thinks he is a trainee, in any case) in front of her and Saehyun almost doesn’t know what to do with herself.

One look into those eyes make Saehyun want to turn around and walk away- but she instead plasters a smile on her face, hopes that she doesn’t look as awkward as she feels, and wills all thoughts of him somehow physically shocking her with his gaze alone away. “Yes?”

“Can you help me?”

-

Saehyun remembers moving and her speaking, but she doesn’t remember what was actually said.

She only hopes that she actually told him where the practice room was and didn’t accidentally direct him off a cliff.

-

Saehyun later learns that his name is Luhan, and that he is a Chinese trainee.

She doesn’t know why she didn’t pick up on the “foreign trainee” part, having heard both the accent when speaking Korean and the actual language from her maknae.

But she figures she can’t be blamed- it’s all his fault anyway.

It’s not like she wanted to forget how to speak properly or to be of no help. And it’s not like she doesn’t want to seem unfriendly and spastic.

Really, it’s not. That is why it is all his fault.

Because once she takes one good look at him-

“Oh, Luhan hyung!” She hears someone call out, and she automatically whips her head to find him.

She sees smiling eyes and hears a melodic voice call out, “Oh, Jongin ah!” and she almost pouts. Saehyun feels another jolt- like she has just been shocked.

Saehyun blames his eyes.

-

Saehyun is in a good mood; practice has finished early today, giving her and group mates a well-deserved break.

“Hey unnie, do you want to go see the Chinese trainees with me? I have to act as a translator because the usual one is out sick.” Hyunjae is the maknae in their soon-to-debut group, and the only Chinese member. And what she is asking is completely ordinary and something that should not be a problem.

But there is a problem because she specifically asked Saehyun, and Saehyun has a problem.

Saehyun is no longer in a good mood.

She is known for going along with the group, and it’s rare that she says “no” to a little outing. And it is because of that knowledge that Hyunjae immediately looks at her suspiciously when she doesn’t answer.

“You don’t want to go?”

“Can’t you take Aejung or Hyorin unnie?” There is an awkward smile on her face and Hyunjae is still looking at her like she is the most suspicious thing in the world, but Saehyun doesn’t care- she just doesn’t want to go.

“Aejung unnie is going to go dance with Yunho oppa and Hyorin unnie has that photo shoot with Infinite,” is the dry reply. “Wait, are you about to cry?”

Saehyun is pouting and unhappy because she really doesn’t want to go, and ends up saying a very pathetic, “no”. She is nowhere near close to tears, but maybe- maybe if she cried, she could get out of going?

Hyunjae is suddenly next to her and poking at her arm. “Why don’t you want to go with me?”

They have a tense stare off for half a minute before Saehyun ends up whining and giving in. “I have a problem with one of the new trainee,” Saehyun confesses, pouting sheepishly.

“Which trainee?” Saehyun usually got along with everyone, so hearing that she had a problem with someone- especially someone that was new- well, it was weird.

Saehyun looks around shiftily and anywhere besides Hyunjae when she quietly admits, “Luhan.”

Hyunjae knew Luhan- he was nice and playful and fun to be around. “You have a problem with Luhan?” she repeats, just to make sure. (Maybe they knew different Luhan’s?) Saehyun gives her a miserable nod, which makes Hyunjae look relatively amused. “What’s the problem?”

“His face is the problem.” is the quirky answer that she receives. “His eyes in particular.”

There is a look of surprise and incredulousness when Hyunjae argues back, “But he’s gorgeous.”

With a grave nod and a slight frown, Saehyun sighs and whines, “I know.”

-

“You can’t have a problem with him- what if they put him in that new boy group? You can’t hate on another member of SM Town!” Hyunjae tells her this as she is pushing her through a room specifically for trainees.

“Can’t I hate on him in secret?” Saehyun is probably more hopeful than she should be.

“Nope.” Hyunjae is probably cheekier than she has to be.

“It cannot be that hard to hate on Luhan in secret.”

“You hate Luhan hyung?” Both Saehyun and Hyunjae turn around to see Sehun- Sehun who is close to Luhan. Sehun- who suddenly looks like a kicked puppy. “How can you hate Luhan hyung?”

“I don’t hate Luhan,” She would run into Luhan’s best friend. She would. “Really, Sehun.”

“But you just said it,” Sehun says with a very confused pout.

“You hate me?” Someone says this from behind Sehun and Saehyun really, really doesn’t want to turn around to see who it is. She doesn’t even have to turn around, really- she already knows.

Saehyun inwardly groans as the new person continues to contributes to the conversation. “What did I do to get you to hate me?”

It could have been anyone else in the company, even the CEO, and Saehyun wouldn’t have minded so much. “I don’t hate you?” But no, it had to be Luhan.

Sehun doesn’t look convinced. Neither does Luhan.

“She really doesn’t.” Hyunjae helpfully points out.

They still don’t look convinced; and because they are not convinced, an awkward atmosphere takes over the surrounding area. They are just an awkward bunch of people awkwardly looking at each other and awkwardly standing in the middle of the practice room.

Sehun and Hyunjae look at both Luhan and Saehyun, waiting for someone to talk- but Luhan and Saehyun don’t really look up to it.

It doesn’t take long for Sehun to announce that “this is an adult problem and that kids should have no part in it,” before dragging Hyunjae away to play with Jongin. (Saehyun curses when she remembers that they’re only 16 and that she is already 20. Adult she is, and kids they are. She has no excuse to bring them back.)

Luhan blinks in surprise before inwardly calling Sehun a traitor and then hesitantly asking in careful Korean, “Do you have a problem with me?” He knows this trainee, knows that she is about to debut. He knows that her name is Han Saehyun, and that she is three years his sunbae. He knows all of that, but what he wants to know, at the very least, what he has done to wrong her.

Saehyun supposes that the word “problem” is the trigger word because she suddenly blurts, “I have a problem with your face.” She suddenly hates herself.

Luhan looks a little confused and slightly offended. “What?”

Seeing the offended look on his face makes Saehyun feel like she just kicked a deer in the face, so she quickly explains, “It’s not your fault- really. You just- uh. Bother me.”

He still looks offended.

“Your eyes are very, uhm, sparkly. And pretty.” she offers a new explanation and hopes it is better than the new one. Judging from the expression on his face, it isn’t any better. “You’re just very- has anyone ever told you that you look like a deer?” This conversation is getting stranger, but Saehyun just can’t help it. “And you’re just very,” she pauses to find an appropriate word. “Gorgeous.” That was not the word she was looking for (since she wanted a word that wouldn’t creep him out), but it is appropriate enough.

Luhan no longer looks offended; instead, he looks thoughtful but conniving instead.

“Your eyes make me have a problem with your face. So. Yeah. Problem with your face.” This is how Saehyun finishes her explanation. She suddenly wants to crawl into a hole (far, far away from the gorgeous eyed Luhan) and die. Or sleep forever. Or die. Whichever works.

Luhan gives her a sneaky smile and gestures Hyunjae over; she prances over and suddenly they’re having a conversation that Saehyun can’t keep up with. He speaks in fast mandarin that leaves Saehyun feeling confused and suddenly has Hyunjae laughing hysterically. Luhan continues smiling that sneaky smile until he ruffles Hyunjae’s hair, gives Saehyun a playful (and dare she say it- flirtatious?) wink before striding over and across the room to the other trainees.

Hyunjae is still laughing.

“What did he say?” Saehyun whines. “Tell me what he said.”

And now Hyunjae is smiling that sneaky smile. “You really want to know?”

“Is it bad?” is the first thing that leaves .

“He said, ‘It is actually really funny that she has a problem with my face, because I really like hers.”

Saehyun doesn’t think that is bad at all.

-

written because LUHAN’S EYES.

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Jongin/Hyunjae

(this is not supposed to be here, but omg this is my favorite part of the song lol)

Doctor? (yeah) what’s this? (haha)

I’m out of breath and I have a fever

Jongin has never been very good with words- or feelings, for that matter.

So when he feels too much and he doesn’t know how to say what’s wrong with him, he asks for help.

(Unfortunately, Jongin later learns that his band mates are the most unhelpful creatures on the planet.)

“Hyung,” he pokes at Joonmyun. Once he is sure he has his hyung’s full attention, he awkwardly says, “I can’t really breathe and I think I have a fever because my face is on fire.”

Joonmyun looks rather alarmed at the statement, and frowns, taking a hand and putting it to Jongin’s cool forehead. “You seem fine to me, Jongin.”

“Yeah, but that’s because I am fine now.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t follow.” Joonmyun looks more concerned for his mental health rather than alarmed about Jongin being sick.

“The weird part is that it’s only around Hyunjae.” Jongin admits, face already heating up.

Sehun cuts in with his face in disbelief and his tone flat. “Jongin, are you stupid?” Sehun is convinced that his best friend is just a new type of stupid.

"Shut up."

"I'm telling Hyunjae on you."

"I hate you."

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omg wtf these were so hard to write and i couldn’t think of anything to actually write but I sat myself down and was like omfg self you better write these, gdi. but lol at me using only electric shock even though i was supposed to use three other f(x) songs. i fail.

but anyway. drabble sets. (because i would never be able to handle a full story.) yes. lol. ;D expect a lot of these though ;o