Okay, hi.

This blog post is about my blood test experience.

It's nothing special, really. It's just about me fainting.

You can just ignore this blog post.

Kays, bye.

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Anyways, for those really really bored people...

So.

Because of this bloody stupid trip to china, I had to take a blood test in the hospital.

My dad says my blood type is O, but he's not really sure.

So yeah, I need to take this bloody blood test.

So I was at this laboratory, waiting for a doctor to take my blood.

Then this old guy came in.

He use this strap to cut of my blood circulation on the left arm and told me to clench my fist.

Then he started poking at my arm.

And finally found my vein. Yay.

Then he wiped alcohol on my arm and poked the syringe into my arm.

Then I watched him.

Then somehow, I fainted.

Then I dreamt of Unicorns - I-KID-YOU-NOT. I DREAMT OF UNICORNS. - before I became concious again with a lot a lot a lot of hospital people crowding around me.

Arent they like, supposed to GIVE ME AIR. AIR. I NEED AIR.

okay, anyways,

I felt horrible once I woke up. I kinda wished I could stay in my unicorn dream forever - well, at least until I didnt feel horrible.

I felt really really really horrible.

My head felt like someone was taking needles and is REPEATEDLY STABBING MY HEAD.

Then when I opened my eyes, everthing looked cartoonish to me.

(Lets pretend the bear was a person)

Yes, that's exactly how everything looked like to me.

And my ears were buzzing like .

Like what are my ears trying to do? Turn into bees?

Okay, so after a few minutes I regained conciousness, this kind nurse wheeled in a wheel chair and helped me into it like I'm some old granny. MIND YOU, MY LEGS WERE LIKE JELLY. I CANT FEEL IT AT ALL.

Then she wheeled me to take my blood pressure.

Then this other younger doctor came in. 

Then he chatted with me.

He's super duper friendly, and super hot too :)

Okay.

The end.

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Okay. The thing is, I dont even get why I fainted. Seriously.

The doctor says it's either I'm haemophobic (that's how you spell it right?) or I'm really nervous. 

BUT I AM NOT AFRAID OF BLOOD.

Truthfully, I like blood.

Yes, I'm a sadist I know.

AND I'M NOT NERVOUS AT ALL.

I really wasnt.

I probably - obviously - was even more scared and nervous when I took the same roller coaster SuJu took and i didnt even faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq8C2Ua8d20

SO HOW THE HELL COULD I FAINT WHEN I JUST TOOK A STUPID BLOOD TEST.

something is wrong with my body. seriously.

I'm so done with my body.

P.S. Elfs, I SAT ON SUPER JUNIOR'S BUTTPRINT.

OKAY END OF BORING STORY, PLEASE DO THIS SURVEYYYYY