I'm an idiot, okay?

So today I decided to watch Supernatural with my brothers. It was alright. Unless...you count the part where my younger brother (who's like, seven) and I were screaming our heads off, literally, we were like:

"AHHHHHH!!!! HE'S GONNA DIE. HE'S GONNA DIE. OH MY GOD NO A HAND IS GONNA POP OUT OF THERE HE'S GONNA DIEEEEE!!!" yeah...

Then you have my other brother, who's about four years younger than I am, who hides behind his pillow and is all: "He's gonna die. So gonna die, yeah--oh, look he's dead." How can someone be so calm while watching scary things?! WHATEVER.

Anyway, we survived finished three episodes, right? And we were persuading our dad to take us to the store so we could buy chips and whatnot, and come back to watch more episdoes. Took a while, but he gave in. I was pretty scared though, 'cause we were gonna leave my mom all alone...so... c8

I walked to her room...

Me: "Mom, we're gonna go, so don't turn the faucet on, okay? Don't take a shower, or you'll drown." <-- episode three.

Me: "Ah, and don't go camping out in the woods, okay?" <-- episode two.

Me: "Another thing: if you go out and use the car, don't pick up a girl wearing white. And don't let her touch you. She'll kill you. K. Bye. I love you." <-- I have no ing clue. One?

Mom: "Have you been watching scary movies?"

(she knows me so well. ; ~~~ ;)

So, we went to the store, and when my dad parked the car, my brothers and I got off. The youngest one was wearing this fugly hat, so I took it off and threw it on the windshield. <-- foreshadowing event.

Anyway, when we came back after buying all our things, our dad started driving, slowly, right? He got on the road, and we were all laughing and stuffs and he sped up and then sudDENLY SOMETHING HIT THE WINDSHIELD AND WE WERE ALL

(tbqh I just put this gif here 'cause it's hilarioussssss)

Me: "-SCREAMS- OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Dad: "What the was that?"

Brother: "What. What. What's going on, guys? What was that?"

Youngest brother: "IT WAS A BIRD! IT WAS A CAT!"

Me: "IT WAS YOUR HAT."

'Cause... you know... I left it on the windshield... in any case my little bro got pissed off and made my dad drive back, get off the car and walk in the middle of the road just to get his stupid hat back. xD

Yeahhhhhh. I'm....................... see this is why I don't normally watch scary things. /traumatized for life

I've never been this scared before in my whole entire life. .__.;

The moron moral of this story: STAY HOME NO MATTER WHAT.