Okay, right now I have a love-hate relationship with all of EXO. (It's a one way feeling, sad but true)

I mean seriously, how would you feel if you confessed to your crush all of you feelings towards his, but he just won't feel the same way? Well what I'm feeling towards Tao and Baekhyun is almost exactly like that. The only difference is that, they can't really hear me shouting my love to them, because I'm in the crowd. I was in the motha frogging crowd and neither of them could see me. DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FROGGING FEELS? OMFG I SHOULD BE HAPPY RIGHT NOW! INSTEAD I FIND MYSELF GRUMPY ALMOST ALL THE TIME, or maybe I'm just hungry, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

Kris! I demand you stop lifting your shirt, and stop trolling us!

Chanyeol, who gave you permission to wave at fans during History? And who gave you the license to act all cute during 'Hawak Kamay'? MY GOD, even the cameraman went gay on you. Kreasus.

Tao? If you plan on taking off your jacket, why not also the rest of your clothes? That would be one hell of a show. And stop repeating your introductions like omfg, try something new bby. Although your english is getting good. But please stop trying to get Kris' attention during Two Moons, this is like, I don't know, the second time I've heard, and seen you get rejected and ignored by Kris. You tried.

Luhan, do not propose to Sehun, you're too publicized already. If you plan on proposing, you should've used Bubble Tea, not a rose.

And Sehun, never reject Luhan's proposal, like omfg, HunHan is my otp

Kai, stop stealing roses and stop getting hurt like omfg, I'm gonna kill whoever hurts you.

Baekhyun, just stop with your face, and your voice, and your cute asdfghjkll oh my GOD! Never, ever again sing Open Arms or else I will rip out your throat and feed it to hounds. (JUST KIDDING, I LOVE YOU BACON BBY, LIKE OMFG, NIGGA YOU MAH BEESCH)

Kyungsoo, please stop acting so cute? And your voice, Krisus frogging Krist, please just stop singing Open Arms, I feel like I'm hearing heaven while I'm in hell and omfg, you're too cute like oh mah gawwdd

CHEN! Why you torture me by going to our side of the stage? And your voice and your Tagalog like, omfg, you're so precious...

Xiumin, please, if you want your wife to be a Filipina, please let it be me, It doesn't matter if Tao is my number one, I can always make room for more when you're my number one :'3(okay I'm just kidding),

Lay, like omfg, stop y dancing to Two Moons and every other song by (or not by) EXO, like omfg, I mean seriously, when you dance you don't know how many poor fangirls get pregnant, like oh my god.

AND Junmyeo, like omfg, stop singning like an angel, I mean like, OMFG, please, your Tagalog is too precious omfg.

But I am still happy to have seen them live as the first South-Korean/Chinese Pop band (actually not the first, since Infinite was the first, but nevermind), and I'm proud to admit that I cried the whole time. (Maybe I shouldn't have said that, ugh, nevermind)

okay, I'm done ranting :)